The Wired

Umm, excuse me Mr KW Sir, does this include me even though we met in RL before I became a member here? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> If so *waves back* -------------------- <div cla...

Q: What was that moment when inside you went like this: <img src='http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t86/Niittypolku/lovinhim.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> I'm assuming that's happiness although by the look on his face it could go either way... A. Mr Red and I were sitting on the bed cha...

When you really shouldn't hyphenate your name.... <img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/Hyphenation.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> -------------------- <div class='signature'> "Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?" [/i] "...

<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/JackhammersKill.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> -------------------- <div class='signature'> "Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?" [/i] "Illegitmi non carborundum est!" [/i] <img...

Driving to work this morning I saw a low-loader flatbed artic parked half on the hard shoulder and half in a ditch, precariously leaning over towards the ditch. Over the fence on the other side of the ditch, in the field by the side of the M42, looking just as though it belonged there was a house, u...

- I like that there is a place for "silly" porn because in my view people take sex/porn entirely too seriously and I like being able to poke fun at it a bit. - I also that (within reason) I can express an opinion on, and have a chat about things that are of an adult nature, it's refreshing...

TBH Brat, at your age if you were addicted to porn I'd be a bit worried. Without being patronising, I wouldn't expect you to have the type of experience of sex that an adult would have, and therefore you wouldn't understand what all the fuss is about. My advice would be keep an open mind until you'r...

And Brat, if you really are 12 then you shouldn't be in the NSFKW forum! It's over 16s only&nbsp; <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> JJ - I think you'll have to do something a bit mor...

Speaking as a female who has boobies of the large and pillowy variety, I can catagorically state that foundation garments are the key. If a girl has proper scaffolding then there shouldn't be any pain, or squishing as such going on, and leads to good quality hugging. Hugging from the side is usually...

walk like an eygiption DO DOD DOD ODO DOO DO <!--emo&:aha:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/aha.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='aha.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:aha:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/aha.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' ...

So, you empty your sack into the oversized socks of children? That took some decyphering for a moment. Confused the hell out of me. Even more so, since the first time I read it, I thought it said "So, you empty your sack into the socks of oversized children" <!--emo&:o--><img src='htt...

And a glory it is to behold!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> *Looks at 17in screen and feels envious* walk like an eygiption DO DOD DOD ODO DOO DO <!--emo&:aha:--><img src='http...

Driving through Cotgrave (leetle village on my way back here) I had my windows open and no radio for a change because Steve Wright had Katie Price on and I can't stand listening to her talk... Old bloke, on a beaten-up old bike, pootling along very slowly, wearing a yellow fluorescent jacket, singin...

That's a really difficult one, I can't say I've made love to music in a very long time, if ever (I'm not young, so it's difficult to remember) but quite a lot of music does make me feel sexy: Barry White - First, Last, My Everything http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS2Fve72AZg Lonestar - Amazed http:/...

Check this out - Viva La Vida sounds like that Alizee song - which incidentally I have - Sam sent it to me, cause he said its batshit crazy - like me. http://youtube.com/watch?v=2QLKFwpuKGo youre not crazy youre normal <!--emo&:whistle:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/eusa_whistle.g...