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by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:36 pm
Forum: NSFKW
Topic: Are You a Pervert?
Replies: 41
Views: 41402

Are You a Pervert?

I assume it's acceptable for girls to be pervs as well? Odd thing though, I'm not a willy perv (in the main) Bums, nice pert tight bums, particularly in underwear <!--emo&:bum:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/bum.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='bum.gif' /><!--endem...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:21 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: The Silly Questions Game
Replies: 172
Views: 138332

The Silly Questions Game

A. Because they don't want a slap! Q. In a house made of chocolate with candy floss insulation and sugar glass windows, what would the teapot be made of? A. Tea of course!! Q. How many, constitutes "enough"? -------------------- <div class='signature'> "Why do the people who know the...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:19 pm
Forum: The Meeting Plaice
Topic: Meeting plaice meeting proposal thread.
Replies: 545
Views: 839736

Meeting plaice meeting proposal thread.

I hope Amy didn't mind me talking about her breasts. What did she say they were? F cup? There was certainly no denying it; she brought breasts! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Happy to h...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:14 pm
Forum: The Meeting Plaice
Topic: Meeting plaice meeting proposal thread.
Replies: 545
Views: 839736

Meeting plaice meeting proposal thread.

Lampy didn't like the cake, but I guess someone did because his slice had vanished by the morning *cough* Actually, I was in the kitchen making tea for hung-over people and couldn't stand the smell of the alcohol, so I tried feeding some of it to the kitty, and then chucked the rest in the bin. <!-...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:09 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: Random Word Association Resurrection.
Replies: 540
Views: 380225

Random Word Association Resurrection.

OMG you killed kenny "Uncle-big fluffy kitten" <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> -------------------- <div class='signature'> "Why do the people who know the least, know it ...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:06 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: The Silly Questions Game
Replies: 172
Views: 138332

The Silly Questions Game

A. Right, next to the tea. Q. Why does a banana? A. Because it doesn't know the words Q. Why don't people just 'squeeze from the bottom'? -------------------- <div class='signature'> "Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?" [/i] "Illegitmi non carborundum est!&quo...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:00 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: Jacket Spudatoes
Replies: 5
Views: 9952

Jacket Spudatoes

It's customary for polls on here to have a 'pie' or 'my head hurts' option. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> Rules: http://forum.yourwired.net/index.php?act=boardrules I've amended it for y...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:55 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: Who Wants A Brew?
Replies: 28
Views: 29785

Who Wants A Brew?

Careful my dear, you're giving away too much. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--> If you carry on like this, people will start to realise I'm not the suave, sophistimacated gentleman...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:03 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: Jacket Spudatoes
Replies: 5
Views: 9952

Jacket Spudatoes

See if they will do a tuna melt style spud with cheese in. And plenty of black pepper on it! P.S. Loving the signatures! Mmm, they didn't. I ended up going with the chilli/cheese combo, but I still have interest in the poll, since we will have "lunch on us" again next month from the same ...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:43 pm
Forum: Welcome to The Wired!
Topic: Welcome Mrs Redeyes!
Replies: 18
Views: 25924

Welcome Mrs Redeyes!

I really want to make some comment about "50 Members" and connect it to me in some way, but I'm new and being very mindful of the rules!! That sounds like you were borderline breaking the rules by not saying it. Seriously, you aren't going to offend anyone on here. Well ok then "50 M...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:41 pm
Forum: Welcome to The Wired!
Topic: Welcome Mrs Redeyes!
Replies: 18
Views: 25924

Welcome Mrs Redeyes!

Welcome lady person. Why Thank-ee Koynd Sor !! <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo--> -------------------- <div class='signature'> "Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:45 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: Random Lyrics
Replies: 5
Views: 9915

Random Lyrics

Edit: It would appear I don't know shit about lyrics. Google reliably informs me it is Simon and Garfunkle. Ahh, now I have Simon & Garfunkle and I can happily sing along with the correct tune and everything. I think my workmates have chalked this up in the "She's quite Mad" column <!...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:29 am
Forum: Silly
Topic: Jacket Spudatoes
Replies: 5
Views: 9952

Jacket Spudatoes

Damn, not enough characters!! Should finish "do I need more variety?" <!--emo&:shame:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/shame.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shame.gif' /><!--endemo--> -------------------- <div class='signature'> "Why do the people who...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:42 am
Forum: The Meeting Plaice
Topic: Hello
Replies: 9
Views: 8868

Hello

Hi. Welcome to the Badger, pull up a Chocolate and make yourself at Stool. -------------------- <div class='signature'> "Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?" [/i] "Illegitmi non carborundum est!" [/i] <img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn...
by Mrs Redeyes
Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:38 am
Forum: Silly
Topic: Random Lyrics
Replies: 5
Views: 9915

Random Lyrics

Its the time of year Now that Spring is in the air When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair Make another song for moronic holidays That nauseate-ate-ate In a million different ways From the shores of Spain To the coast of Southern France No matter where you hide You just can't escape this...