The Wired

Seconded. This must be the only forum thread Ive read all the way though despite dialup.... I was going to suggest kiera knightly, but I dont have a pic - my dad uses this machine and putting passwords up is just too much effort... -------------------- <div class='signature'> If God did not exist, i...

Yeah - got it now... (no comments about slow on the uptake, please? )




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<div class='signature'> If God did not exist, it would be necessary to break it very gently to the Pope.

I had a blank look on my face for a minute then. Oh, NOW I get it!! I still dont get it... <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo--> this may help you to figure it out: 1. get a hammer. 2. hit your...

Okay! Im starting yr11 at the end of August, and as thats my last obligatory year, I may as well try and leave in style <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Although I might just leave it unti...

you could try 24 hours starting from 24:24 24/errr, 2024? Or preferably several years earlier... Flood control sucks, cos it sort of rules out 24seconds - Im on dial-up, so if I log on and nav to this page when the 24mins start, by the time its loaded and Ive read it, thatll have gone too... -------...

Ill swear this is a two-man forum. I dont think Ive seen Big_Adams film of choice here, but it sounds like a bloody good film... On my list too... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> --------...

Errrr...... Hmmmm.......Aha - gotcha! You really souldnt put the blindingly obvious here - it catches people out...




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<div class='signature'> If God did not exist, it would be necessary to break it very gently to the Pope.

I think the Crazy Frog thing is a bag o sh*te, so some of the modded images on http://anticrazyfrog.atspace.com are pretty, errr, origonal. I believe my MSN piccie is the better of the two gallows... -------------------- <div class='signature'> If God did not exist, it would be necessary to break it...

theres always blood up my nose i get bleeding noses quite often now Been headbutting walls?!? Either way, I guess blood is better than what it could be... lol -------------------- <div class='signature'> If God did not exist, it would be necessary to break it very gently to the Pope.

... fun fun fun! (I must learn to pronounce my "CK's")&nbsp; :rolleyes: I had a blank look on my face for a minute then. Oh, NOW I get it!! I still dont get it... <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh...

There's also: Im dismayed to tell you that the long-running 'One Man and His Dog' series has been axed. So few shows have ever matched the pleasure and excitement of watching a man in a field whistle while a dog chases sheep.. Why does the Royal Mail insist on throwing my money at billionares to pay...

Unless youve ever listened to quality comedy on radio4 (which would defeat the point of this forum) youll never get this: As a matter of fact, its thanks only to a small scrap of paper, that we know excactly how Admiral Horatio Wellington was inspired to invent the steam telegraph when he observed a...

Okay - I like the sound of this - still got any of that contagios tape? lol




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<div class='signature'> If God did not exist, it would be necessary to break it very gently to the Pope.

1. Don't do anything illegal 2. No adult material 3. Try not to swear to much 4. Not too much good grammar 1. Doesnt that take away half the fun? 2. ! 3. Yes, well.... 4. I think asking for good grammer would be a bit taxing anyway... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smil...

Yeah, I appear most plaices where chaos, panic and confusion roam... I got the nickname 'Weasel' a few years ago and a mate who is a great fan of Discworld took the idea from Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler - the little guy who sells anything and everything that can be sold hurridly from an open suitcase ...