The Wired

Yay, member number 50! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->



For those of you that don't know, Mrs Redeyes is my better half.



Actually, that's pretty obvious to anyone with an IQ higher than a stick of celery. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->





Anyway, welcome! <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/laughing-fish.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laughing-fish.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:aha:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/aha.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='aha.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:Aaarghh:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/pirate.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pirate.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:badger:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/badgertf5.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='badgertf5.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:badger:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/badgertf5.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='badgertf5.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:badger:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/badgertf5.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='badgertf5.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/snake.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='snake.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:bum:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/bum.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='bum.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Blimey, is that 3 ladies we have now? No - I think maybe 5!



Boooooobies!




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JJW009 wrote:Blimey, is that 3 ladies we have now? No - I think maybe 5!



Boooooobies!

I told you Saturday, NO BOOBIES!!!



They're bad for you <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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RedeyesUK wrote:Yay, member number 50! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->



For those of you that don't know, Mrs Redeyes is my better half.



Actually, that's pretty obvious to anyone with an IQ higher than a stick of celery. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->





Anyway, welcome!

Thanks very much <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I really want to make some comment about "50 Members" and connect it to me in some way, but I'm new and being very mindful of the rules!!



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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Welcome lady person.

Mrs Redeyes wrote:I really want to make some comment about "50 Members" and connect it to me in some way, but I'm new and being very mindful of the rules!!

That sounds like you were borderline breaking the rules by not saying it.



Seriously, you aren't going to offend anyone on here.




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

jonlumb wrote:Seriously, you aren't going to offend anyone on here.

True, true.



Could anyone be offended by a woman talking dirty? You should hear the filth that comes out of my GF's mouth.



Actually, hm, idea for a Naughty Nordic Phone Line springs to mind...

You need to meet me Mrs Redeyes, you think *you're* mental? I'm certifiable <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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adidan wrote:Welcome lady person.

Why Thank-ee Koynd Sor !! <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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jonlumb wrote:

Mrs Redeyes wrote:I really want to make some comment about "50 Members" and connect it to me in some way, but I'm new and being very mindful of the rules!!

That sounds like you were borderline breaking the rules by not saying it.



Seriously, you aren't going to offend anyone on here.

Well ok then "50 Members? You expect me to Downsize!!?? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> "




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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no more NSFKW for you Mr redeyes

not that he does go in there <!--emo&:whistle:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/eusa_whistle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='eusa_whistle.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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paulpowers wrote:no more NSFKW for you Mr redeyes

not that he does go in there <!--emo&:whistle:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/eusa_whistle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='eusa_whistle.gif' /><!--endemo-->

You clearly haven't heard.... I'm not *that* type of GF.



I'm the "actively encouraging" type <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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G'day cobber. <!--emo&:oz:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/oz.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='oz.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Welcome my son, Welcome to the machine




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

jonlumb wrote:Welcome to the machine

Now that one really is a Floyd reference <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I have a recurring dream to that music, involving an infinite cubic array of scaffolding and me dropping a spanner. Make of that what you will!




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