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Post by JJW009 » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:47 pm

Since the recent splurge of spam-bots signing up to spread the news about various wonderful pharmacies, I'm making the process "email validated". Therefor you'll need to provide a valid email address to sign up in future.



If this doesn't stem the flow of Viagra zombies, then I'll make registration by Admin approval only - in which case you'll have to convince Admin (that's me) that you're here for silliness and not for profit!



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Post by Spambot » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:56 pm

<!--emo&bum--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/bum.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='bum.gif' /><!--endemo--> I fart in your general direction! </div>




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Post by Big_Adam » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:32 pm

On lo, one too smart for JJ's new system! </div>




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Post by belchingmatt » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:44 pm

Spambot wrote:<!--emo&bum--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/bum.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='bum.gif' /><!--endemo--> I fart in your general direction!
That looks suspiciously like a bratty post.



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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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Post by JJW009 » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:30 am

Well that didn't bloody work!



[email protected]



YOU SPAM HEAD!



Access Denied <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> </div>




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Post by JJW009 » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:19 am

lol I didn't have to deny access. I got this bounce back:


**** THIS IS AN AUTOMATIC REPLY ****



Your e-mail message (see below) was not delivered.



This user is over quota!





This email account is protected by: LPeMail

For more information visit http://www.lpemail.com



--- Original Message Follows ---



Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:22:27 -0500

To: [email protected]

Subject: Registration at The Wired ( From The Wired )

From: "The Wired" <invi[email protected]>







DanMarinoP,

This email has been sent from http://forum.yourwired.net/index.php.



You have received this email because this email address

was used during registration for our forums.

If you did not register at our forums, please disregard this

email. You do not need to unsubscribe or take any further action.


so it looks like the email thing is going to help a lot, until the spambots learn to read their mail <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> </div>




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Post by Big_Adam » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:18 pm

what an intresting sig that bot has.



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Post by JJW009 » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:40 pm

Well it looks like some Spambots can read mail, so I've turned on admin approval.



There may be some delay in registering, since I'm the only person who can authorise it! Sorry for the inconvenience, but I just had to delete about 15 of the stupid things and it's not fun and it's not silly <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> </div>




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Post by belchingmatt » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:26 pm

Have you cleared out the deadwood JJ, I can't see any of the jokers (well other than us) in the member list? </div>




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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



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Post by JJW009 » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:44 pm

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Post by JJW009 » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:03 pm

Misegn: access denied.



I'm afraid anyone with a mail.ru email account will not be approved.



If you are a genuinely silly person who wishes to register but is having difficulty, then please email me directly or send me a PM on another forum if I know you from somewhere else.



Email me at: registrations AT yourwired DOT net



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Post by belchingmatt » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:34 pm

But if you ban the .ru then none of those russian teens will be able to join. </div>




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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Post by JJW009 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:33 pm

LOL this is true. Any Russian babes please be emailing me directly <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Preferably without asking me to sign up to your subscription webcam service <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->





Latest signup had this as email address:



[email protected]



It's gotta be a joke! Ah well. Again, mail me if you're a real freak and not just a drug pusher. Sankyou! </div>




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Post by belchingmatt » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:19 pm

I think I'm falling in love with my signature. <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /><!--endemo--> </div>




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



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Post by JJW009 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:36 pm

<img src='http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/ ... wish01.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <img src='http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/ ... unce15.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <img src='http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/ ... blow01.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>







I did have them in all different colours <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> </div>




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