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Post by JJW009 » Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:21 am

OK I'm thinking of setting an entrance exam for the forum. This is what I've got so far:



Are you're silly enough?



What do you think? I didn't want to make it hard, or easy...




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Post by belchingmatt » Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:08 pm

Signature

Elaborate

Procrastination



Unless they were deliberate, and aside from that it is suitably silly. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by JJW009 » Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:10 pm

Pie = Procrustination (sic) <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Teh others were just bod spelling <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by paulpowers » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:53 am

Whats the question ???

I DONT GET IT ARGGGGG <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by JJW009 » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:19 pm

LOL



OK here's the latest attempt at registering:



User: Alex.Bitterman



OK so that sounds like a good name? Quake player maybe?



email: info@unicorn-shipping.com



OK now that sounds pretty spammy.



A quick Google digs up:






Hello, my name is Alex Bitterman.



If you are looking for 100% a legit job where you have to work to earn

money not stay to earn money then this is the job for you.



ABOUT US:

Unicorn Shipping Inc - As the world's largest package delivery company and a leading global provider of specialized transportation and logistics services, Unicorn Shipping continues to develop the frontiers of logistics, supply chain management, and e-Commerce . . . combining the flows of goods, information, and funds.


That doesn't sound very silly <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->



And guess where they're from?



[quote=""IP lookup says:"]IP address:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 217.170.77.210

Reverse DNS:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; [No reverse DNS entry per ns1.spaceweb.ru.]

Reverse DNS authenticity:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; [Unknown]

ASN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 20597

ASN Name:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ELTEL-AS (ELTEL.net Autonomous System)

IP range connectivity:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 4

Registrar (per ASN):&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; RIPE

Country (per IP registrar):&nbsp; &nbsp; RU [Russian Federation]

Country Currency:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; RUR [Russia Rubles]

Country IP Range:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 217.170.64.0 to 217.170.95.255

Country fraud profile:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; High

City (per outside source):&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Unknown

Country (per outside source):&nbsp; US [United States][/quote]




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Post by paulpowers » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:34 pm

even the spam bots know the answer




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Post by JJW009 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:41 am

OK I've now locked registration completely.



To register, simply email me & I'll set you up:



registrations AT youRwired DOT net



thank you.




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Post by belchingmatt » Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:08 am

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Post by paulpowers » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:22 am

can we keep the survey




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Post by JJW009 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:41 am

Yes we can. I may link to that in my sig elsewhere, but I need to pretty it up with the yourwired header and shiz...




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Post by JJW009 » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:53 pm

I'd totally forgotten about that survey. I was gonna do something with that...



Oh, I've turned registration back on for the time being. I'll see how it goes...



Also I've enabled dynamic and flash posting, so you can post more fancy pants stuff if you want to like the new LastFM gizmo do-dad.




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Post by belchingmatt » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:51 pm

JJW009 wrote:Also I've enabled dynamic and flash posting, so you can post more fancy pants stuff if you want to like the new LastFM gizmo do-dad.
What does that mean in laymans terms? i.e. me. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by JJW009 » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:11 pm

<img src='http://cdn.last.fm/widgets/chart/19.swf' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



OK I take it back. The LastFM thing doesn't work because it's far too complicated...



Simpler things will work though, when you've got an image that ends in something like:



blahblah/blah.php?img=something



rather than a regular jpeg or gif file. Here's an example of a flash image:



<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/games/dicewa ... arskc1.swf' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



Oh bollocks, that doesn't work either <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by Freebo » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:27 pm

XD, damn, that sucks <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by RedeyesUK » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:35 pm

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