Auditors

belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:53 am

We've got some auditors in today. They are both quite young but one of them is female and exceptionally good looking.

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Post by **JJW009** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:43 pm

Is she going to be inspecting your equipment?

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:57 pm

She's going to be looking at the finances and not the hardware. Although if her calculator breaks I can lend her my slide rule. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Actually the real bonus will be having them sat in front ans away from me tomorrow. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' />

We've also got a guy in setting up new phones for the new bodies. I'm having fun with a 12.1" latitude 430.

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:42 am

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This auditor really is pleasing on the eyes. She's had her hair styled a different way every day so far and she carries herself pretty well in business wear. The only thing I'm not to sure of are the 4" heels.

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:02 am

<img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

She has straight hair today. I'm almost tempted to ask her how many styles she uses on a regular basis.

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:22 pm

I've been staring at someone's behind all day. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/blush.jpg' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blush.jpg' />

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:07 pm

I've got an auditor coming in all next week. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' />

I get the feeling he won't be quite as pleasant to look at as yours though! <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:42 pm

This is getting to much (well almost) I am so distracted that I've hardly done any work today. As well as the 5'6" size 8 frame with shoulder length brunette hair I am now being tantalised by a bare midriff. Now with all of this on heels involved in lots of bending you can see why I'm not getting anything done.

Would it be bad to take a candid picture? <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

I'm not sure if I'll get a chance to actually as this may be their last day on site. There could be a chance of some of them being in on Friday though so may have to make sure I have a cam handy. The one I used to film the rabbit scenario would be best and I could make up a little housing for it tomorrow.

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:44 pm

belchingmatt wrote:Would it be bad to take a candid picture? <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Pics or it didn't happen. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

Post by **JJW009** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:51 pm

belchingmatt wrote:Would it be bad to take a candid picture? <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

I'm not sure if I'll get a chance to actually as this may be their last day on site. There could be a chance of some of them being in on Friday though so may have to make sure I have a cam handy. The one I used to film the rabbit scenario would be best and I could make up a little housing for it tomorrow.

I think technically;

That's stalking <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:12 pm

RedeyesUK wrote:
belchingmatt wrote:Would it be bad to take a candid picture?  <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />
Pics or it didn't happen. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

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Apparently they may be here on Friday and even next week. How long does it take to do an audit ffs? Not that I'm complaining.

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0_Koneko_0 · Post by **0_Koneko_0** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:44 pm

Don't just sit there drooling! Ask her out for coffee or something!!

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:52 pm

0_Koneko_0 wrote:Don't just sit there drooling! Ask her out for coffee or something!!

Sage

Great advice, and I know I should do, but when the time comes.....

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Post by **JJW009** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:14 pm

Just don't make any jokes about auditing, saucy or otherwise. She's heard them before <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:24 pm

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That's normally my opening line when I talk to the opposite sex. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.