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belchingmatt
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Post by belchingmatt »

I try and always see the good in people and am so bad at reading people that sometimes it can be very confusing. Anyway we are currently recruiting for my position and we saw three candidates yesterday. One guy is coming back for a 2nd interview later in the week along with a couple more 1st interviews, but these were the main highlights of the two throwbacks.



Candidate #2



Q. Could you explain to me what troubleshooting steps you would take if a desktop refused to POST?

A. What is POST?



And this guy wants more money to replace me???





Candidate #3



Q. So why are you looking to change roles at this time?

A. I'm really not getting on with my manager, he's an baka. I'm also not getting on with any of my other colleagues.



Q. What type of people do you get on with the least, what frustrates you in the workplace?

A. I hate it when people with less knowledge than me tell me what to do.

Q. How do you handle that sort of situation when it occurs.

A. I would explain it to them again and again until I get the point across.







Now when it comes to stereotypes two of them had ponytails.

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lol @ #3



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Q. What type of people do you get on with the least, what frustrates you in the workplace?

A. I hate it when people with less knowledge than me tell me what to do.

Q. How do you handle that sort of situation when it occurs.

A. I would explain it to them again and again until I get the point across.
I didn't apply for this




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Post by Big_Adam »

belchingmatt wrote:Candidate #3



Q. So why are you looking to change roles at this time?

A. I'm really not getting on with my manager, he's an baka.
Baka, he said baka!



Your fluffy wuffy kitten of a kidding me!



BLAHAHAHAHAHAAAA



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I said I D I O T and the forum changed it to baka. <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->





Actually candidate #3 was into norse theology and re-enactments, with swords! <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by JJW009 »

belchingmatt wrote:I said I D I O T and the forum changed it to baka. <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->
oops - maybe I got carried away with the swear filters. I'd forgotten that one <!--emo&:fish:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/laughing-fish.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laughing-fish.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by Big_Adam »

Ooow.



Damn you JJ



*shakes fist in general direction of JJ*




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