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All,



A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco.



Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!



Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket.



You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.



I had my wallet stolen on December 14th, 19th, 20th, twice on the 27th, January 3rd, 16th, three more times just yesterday, and very likely again next weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.



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so wheres your local tesco then ... just so I can "avoid" this




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Didn't you post this on Dennis about 4 days ago?




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Stop bringing up old posts..




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Sorry.. I meant to ask if this has stopped yet? I should imagine so.
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