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Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:34 am
by Mrs Redeyes
Happy Birthday



According to Dylan Moran, anyone under the age of 35 has the brains of raspberry jam

According to Monty Python, 37 is "not old"

Ergo, the golden ages of man must exist between the ages of 35 and 38.



Happy Birthday Mr Red, I hope work is kind to you today, see you later my love <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:19 am
by RedeyesUK
Thankyou my love.



Although it has to be said, a combination of still being half asleep and being full of hay fevers means I'm not exactly feeling 'golden' right now. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Roll on this evening! <!--emo&:drunk:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/drunk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='drunk.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:13 am
by jonlumb
Have a good one Mr Red. Don't regret it too much in the morning <!--emo&:whip:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/whip.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='whip.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:15 am
by KindaWobbly
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Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:00 pm
by JJW009
I really should have this in my calender, then I might have thought to give you the rum to take home with you last weekend. I'm hopeless with burpdays <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Anyway, it's Friday, it's 6 O'clock and it's your birthday so I'm not expecting you to read this until you have a hangover <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->



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Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:07 pm
by belchingmatt
Happy Birthday Red.








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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:07 pm
by JJW009
Happy Birthday Mr Red!



Left a message on Mrs Red's phone, but I'm not sure if you have any connection to the outside world there at the moment. Anyway, we'll see you about 6pm if that's OK? If you want anything from the shop and you see this before 4pm then drop me a text!




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Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:01 pm
by KindaWobbly
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Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:28 pm
by belchingmatt
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:34 pm
by RedeyesUK
Thanks all.



And thanks to everyone that came, it was a great party! <!--emo&:badger:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/badgertf5.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='badgertf5.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Special thanks go to Mrs R, who laid on a helluva spread, much enjoyed by all! <!--emo&:good:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/good.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='good.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:33 am
by KindaWobbly
RedeyesUK wrote:Special thanks go to Mrs R, who laid on a helluva spread, much enjoyed by all! <!--emo&:good:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/good.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='good.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Yes indeedy! <!--emo&:clap:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/clap.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='clap.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:clap:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/clap.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='clap.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:clap:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/clap.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='clap.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:42 am
by Mrs Redeyes
You're very welcome my love, it's always nice to make a fuss of you on your birthday <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /><!--endemo--> I'm glad you all enjoyed it, a good party with good people and good weather. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:21 am
by KindaWobbly
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Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:00 am
by JJW009
Another year older, another species of creature to look after <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Happy Birthday Mr Red

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:33 am
by Mrs Redeyes
Happy Birthday my Mister, still not old and a Daddy for the 9000th time <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> I wonder if you can start going backwards?




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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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