The Wired

You can bring four people to the party.



So who are you bringing?



Already here are:



Jools Holland on the piano

A cat on the mat

Sophie Ellis Bextor, burning the god damn place right down. Metephorically I hope. What a doll face girl though; she can do the BBQ.

Gwen Staphanie, with silly long legs sticking out the windows.



My personal invite list:



Lauren Leverne

Miquita Oliver

Konnie Huq

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Print and cut-out a life-sized Miquita!




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I have just woken up though. Saw Ocean's 13 at the cinema last night and fell asleep in that as well.




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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Ai Kago and Nozomi Tsuji

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Andriy Danylko (AKA Verka Serduchka)

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Rie Tanaka

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paulpowers wrote:we are a right bunch of f*ck ups arnt we