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Post by belchingmatt »

A very random question I know, but when the stereotypical woman goes on about the 'sacrifices' they make to look beautiful for us, would you make the ultimate sacrifice for them?



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Only if I could be in a coma for the duration. Seriously - King Kong has less back hair than I do <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Back: No need, my back has less hair on it than er, something really unhairy (similes escape me <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--> )

Sack: I'd shave there no problems (and have done, in fact). Don't know if I would wax there though....

Crack: Uh-uh. No way. A girlfriend dared me to shave there once, so I did (just to prove a point, you understand). The first day wasn't too bad, but then I discovered - fluffy kitten whiskers serve a purpose. They stop your cheeks rubbing together. They also help with sweat. Can anyone say 'sweat rash'? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> Then the stubble came back..... <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->



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I read a blog or something about a fat bloke that shaved his bum - similar experience, but magnified due to the scale of the sweaty problem!



Actually I recon I could wax my sack - just not all in one go. It's not the most sensitive area. Not sure about the crack... don't much fancy trying either <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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JJW009 wrote:I think the expression LMAO is fitting&nbsp; <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I read a blog or something about a fat bloke that shaved his bum - similar experience, but magnified due to the scale of the sweaty problem!



Actually I recon I could wax my sack - just not all in one go. It's not the most sensitive area. Not sure about the crack... don't much fancy trying either&nbsp; <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Gullyg posted a thread titled 'Don't shave your fluffy kitten hair' so that is probably where you got it from. I remember one of the lines being about how now his cheeks were so smooth they trapped farts. I imagine that thread has been culled but I may resurrect it for the lulz. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Anyhoo my back is relatively hair free. I'm guessing really because I can't actually see it, but if my chest is anything to go by I don't have anything to worry about.



Sack, possibly, as you say JJ it isn't really that sensitive. I imagine the biggest trouble would be finding someone to do it. From what the wife has told me it wouldn't be at all useful having loose skin so I imagine trying to keep it taught and wax would be rather comical without aid.



Crack, well if you're worried about trapped farts you could always wear a thong. It would probably be more hygienic overall but could you imagine getting it done. I bet it would smart.




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Post by paulpowers »

The missus wouldnt have anything to hold on to if I did




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Post by 0_Koneko_0 »

I would only shave stuff like 'that' if i was asked now. Its too much hassle. And waxing fluffy wuffy kitten of a hurts....><




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