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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:37 am

I have heard it said by many personages of a female persuasion that having a headache is one of their top excuses when they don't want to make love.



In my (female) experience, having hot-hot-monkey-sex is one of the best ways to get rid of a headache and (although I don't ever need an excuse) I would always much rather employ the "ultimate cure" when it comes to getting rid of brain-ache, than take pills. It doesn't always work with migraines and the like, but it's always worth a try....



Discuss!?



Ladies - Do you use it? Do you use it even when you don't have a headache?

Chaps - Does it work the same for fella's?






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Post by JJW009 » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:48 pm

If the headache is related to tiredness, blood pressure or dehydration then it really doesn't work for me. It can turn a headache into a real throbbing nightmare.



I understand that vaginal orgasms were actually designed as a natural painkiller, releasing large amounts of endorphins or similar. Something to do with child birth. There's a bit about it here:



http://www.ifeminists.net/introduction/ ... arndt.html




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Post by belchingmatt » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:42 pm

I find that sex helps with hangovers. <!--emo&:fish:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/laughing-fish.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laughing-fish.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by paulpowers » Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:14 pm

I am married I know not of this mystical sex of which you speak :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by adidan » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:47 pm

Biologically speaking, sex helps relive women's headaches but induces them in men.



TBH I've never had that line used on me.
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