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I have heard it said by many personages of a female persuasion that having a headache is one of their top excuses when they don't want to make love.
In my (female) experience, having hot-hot-monkey-sex is one of the best ways to get rid of a headache and (although I don't ever need an excuse) I would always much rather employ the "ultimate cure" when it comes to getting rid of brain-ache, than take pills. It doesn't always work with migraines and the like, but it's always worth a try....
Discuss!?
Ladies - Do you use it? Do you use it even when you don't have a headache?
Chaps - Does it work the same for fella's?
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In my (female) experience, having hot-hot-monkey-sex is one of the best ways to get rid of a headache and (although I don't ever need an excuse) I would always much rather employ the "ultimate cure" when it comes to getting rid of brain-ache, than take pills. It doesn't always work with migraines and the like, but it's always worth a try....
Discuss!?
Ladies - Do you use it? Do you use it even when you don't have a headache?
Chaps - Does it work the same for fella's?
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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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Not Tonight Dear
If the headache is related to tiredness, blood pressure or dehydration then it really doesn't work for me. It can turn a headache into a real throbbing nightmare.
I understand that vaginal orgasms were actually designed as a natural painkiller, releasing large amounts of endorphins or similar. Something to do with child birth. There's a bit about it here:
http://www.ifeminists.net/introduction/edi.../1020arndt.html
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I understand that vaginal orgasms were actually designed as a natural painkiller, releasing large amounts of endorphins or similar. Something to do with child birth. There's a bit about it here:
http://www.ifeminists.net/introduction/edi.../1020arndt.html
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I find that sex helps with hangovers. <!--emo&
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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I am married I know not of this mystical sex of which you speak
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Not Tonight Dear
Biologically speaking, sex helps relive women's headaches but induces them in men.
TBH I've never had that line used on me.
TBH I've never had that line used on me.