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Post by belchingmatt »

I know this one has been done before, but not by me so I'll do it anyway.



Someone in the local park lost their dog about two months ago and put up signs stating this fact. I have just made and laminated my own sign to put next to theirs.


FOUND



BLACK LABRADOR PUPPY



ANSWERED TO NAME OF TYNOR





HE WAS SERVED UP IN A GARLIC, ONION, GINGER AND CHILLI SAUCE WITH EGG FRIED RICE AND PRAWN CRACKERS





THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HE WAS DELICIOUS




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I'm unsure how best to apply the word "taste" to that <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I'm thinking of putting a sign up on my front lawn (that brown patch where I grow dandelions)


Owners of dogs fowling this property are warned that they will be shot on site.


I like the ambiguity <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I was thinking of photographing them; although to be honest I'd rather just shoot the owners with something they'd not soon forget! Not really the dogs fault, after all.




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<img src='http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9166/dscf4429abg4.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



It didn't even last a day, some git took it down before I walked past it this evening.



I'll just have to make a couple more and superglue them next to the original, just in time for the fireworks display in the park on Saturday. <!--emo&:ninja:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by JJW009 »

Don't get caught. People like puppies, so it's not likely to be a very popular joke and you'd be in for some stick.




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Post by RedeyesUK »

Matt, you are evil. Just think of the heartache you're causing to the poor people that lost their little puppy. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->



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Post by paulpowers »

set up a small camera to film the poor owner when they read the note and youtube it




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Post by belchingmatt »

Well it's gone now and I won't put up another one. I got the piccy and I'm sure that one will be enough.




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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



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Post by belchingmatt »

How mean should I /b/?



Clicky




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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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Post by belchingmatt »

I'm not getting a lot of positive feedback so I may have crossed the line. I do have a few loyal mates who have appreciated it though.




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

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