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Post by RedeyesUK » Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:11 pm

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Post by belchingmatt » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:25 am

As an analytical chemist in a previous life I appreciate that. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:44 am

Hey! That was pretty funny <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by belchingmatt » Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:32 pm

The British couple held to ransom after their yacht was hijacked off Somalia are to release a ?19.99 DVD next week detailing their horrific ordeal. Personally I'm going to wait for the pirate copy.



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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



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Post by belchingmatt » Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:53 pm

A kid goes up to his dad and says, "what does a vagina look like?"His father says, "Son, before sex a vagina looks like a rose, with pink velvety petals, and the aroma of perfume."The kid says, "what about after sex?"His father says, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"









With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills you"d think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead.




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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



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Post by JJW009 » Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:19 pm

belchingmatt wrote:With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills you"d think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead.
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