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Post by JJW009 » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:15 am

This one attacked me down the pub. I think it was because there was no moon tonight...


Hello darkness, my old friend,

Ive come to talk with you again,

Because a vision softly creeping,

Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Within the sound of silence.



In restless dreams I walked alone

Narrow streets of cobblestone,

neath the halo of a street lamp,

I turned my collar to the cold and damp

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of

A neon light

That split the night

And touched the sound of silence.



And in the naked light I saw

Ten thousand people, maybe more.

People talking without speaking,

People hearing without listening,

People writing songs that voices never share

And no one deared

Disturb the sound of silence.



Fools said i,you do not know

Silence like a cancer grows.

Hear my words that I might teach you,

Take my arms that I might reach you.

But my words like silent raindrops fell,

And echoed

In the wells of silence



And the people bowed and prayed

To the neon God they made.

And the sign flashed out its warning,

In the words that it was forming.

And the signs said, the words of the prophets

Are written on the subway walls

And tenement halls.

And whisperd in the sounds of silence.


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Post by JJW009 » Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:15 am

Catalogue princess, apprentice seductress

Hiding in her cellophane world in glitter town

Awaiting the prince in his white capri

Dynamic young Tarzan courts the bedsit queen



She's playing the actress in this bedroom scene

She's learning her lines from glossy magazines

Stringing all her pearls from her childhood dreams

Auditioning for the leading role on the silver screen



Patience my tinsel angel, patience my perfumed child

One day they really love you, you'll charm them with that smile

But for now its just another Chelsea Monday

Chelsea Monday



Tju

In the city of dreamers...

Drifting with her incense in the labyrinth of London

Playing games with faces in the neon wonderland

Perform to scattered shadows on the shattered cobbled aisles

Would she dare recite soliloquies at the risk of stark applause

To Chelsea Monday



Shell pray for endless Sundays as she enters saffron sunsets

Conjure phantom lovers from the tattered shreds of dawn

Fulfilled and yet forgotten the St. Tropez mirage

Fragrant aphrodisiac, the withered tuberose

Of Chelsea Monday

Sweet Chelsea Monday



Patience my tinsel angel, patience my perfumed child

One day they really love you, youll charm them with that smile

But for now its just another Chelsea Monday

Sweet Chelsea Monday



Voice: hello John, did you see the standard about four hours ago?

Fished a young chick out of the old father

Blond hair, blue eyes

She said she wanted to be an actress or something

Nobody knows where she came from, where she was going

Funny thing was she had a smile on her face

She was smiling

What a waste!



Catalogue princess, apprentice seductress

Buried in her cellophane world in glitter town

Of Chelsea Monday

Chelsea Monday

She was only dreaming


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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:38 am

Its the time of year

Now that Spring is in the air

When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair

Make another song for moronic holidays

That nauseate-ate-ate

In a million different ways

From the shores of Spain

To the coast of Southern France

No matter where you hide

You just can't escape this dance



Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

Paint your left knee green

Then extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

And pretend your name is Keith



Skin yourself alive

Learn to speak Arapahoe

Climb inside a dog

And behead an eskimo

Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears

Casserole your gran

Disembowel yourself with spears



The disco is vibrating

The sound is loud and grating

Its truly nauseating

Let's do the dance again



Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos

And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars

You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars



Skin yourself alive

Learn to speak Arapahoe

Climb inside a dog

And behead an eskimo

Now you've heard it once

Your brain will spring a leak

And though you hate this song

You'll be humming it for weeks



Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

La la la la la

La la la la la la la

La la la la la

La la la la la la laaaaaaa






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Post by jonlumb » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:50 am

I want to sat the the first song is Pink Floyd, but I'll be damned if I can play the track in my head past the first line. Most annoying.



Edit: It would appear I don't know shit about lyrics. Google reliably informs me it is Simon and Garfunkle.




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Post by jonlumb » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:52 am


Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;

Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.

You better watch out,

There may be dogs about

I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen

Things are not what they seem.



What do you get for pretending the danger's not real.

Meek and obedient you follow the leader

Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.

What a surprise!

A look of terminal shock in your eyes.

Now things are really what they seem.

No, this is no bad dream.



The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want

He makes me down to lie

Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.

With bright knives He releaseth my soul.

He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.

He converteth me to lamb cutlets,

For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.

When cometh the day we lowly ones,

Through quiet reflection, and great dedication

Master the art of karate,

Lo, we shall rise up,

And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.



Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream.

Wave upon wave of demented avengers

March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.



Have you heard the news?

The dogs are dead!

You better stay home

And do as you're told.

Get out of the road if you want to grow old.





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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:45 pm

jonlumb wrote:Edit: It would appear I don't know shit about lyrics. Google reliably informs me it is Simon and Garfunkle.
Ahh, now I have Simon & Garfunkle and I can happily sing along with the correct tune and everything. I think my workmates have chalked this up in the "She's quite Mad" column <!--emo&:whistle:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/eusa_whistle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='eusa_whistle.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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