i'll start:
i was driving through town today (nice day, warm and sunny) and i saw this girl crossing the road - normally dressed for the time of year, small top, mini skirt, etc, but....
she was wearing the BIGGEST moon boots i have ever seen - you know the really fluffy, hairy ones? she looked like she'd stuffed her feet into a couple of yorkshire terriers

this actually made me LOL, in fact i was perilously close to LMAOing. luckily i managed to control myself....