The silliest thing you saw today?

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Post by Mrs Redeyes »

The headline was the real cracker!!



Sex Perverts in the Sun?1?!



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"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"

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[quote=""Zippy""]Two small boys with lollies[/quote]

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Todays favourite spam message:



"If you're excited by the girl and your male schlong is still pointed downwards, you need this:"



"Become licentious tonight!! Girls are ready to spread legs beneath real machos! Become one of them with our help"




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Yep, I work for a parent company who owns the following product:



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And people wonder why I love Top Gear so much......



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"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"

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Post by Mrs Redeyes »

In the post, courtesy of my Dad:



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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Here's something Mrs Redeyes will like:



<img src='http://888chan.org/i/src/1255719341263.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



DAWWW :3




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Aww, that was really sweet, nice one Bally <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Mr Red and I saw this while we were in town today....



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Mr Reds comment was "No Sh!t Sherlock" <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... beTool.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



As seen today in the Other Place <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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http://b3ta.com/board/9785670



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?10 imaginary pounds to the best one




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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Post by Mrs Redeyes »

I got an email this morning from Caries Lau, one of the Chinese Admins, regarding a trip that is planned for Charlotte (one of my bosses) at the end of November:


Dear Charlotte,



According to your proposed schedules for Asia trip on 22 to 28 Nov.



We would like check with you, any possible you can move CRS meeting on Fri 27th Nov instead of 26th Nov Thur ? The retail day with AmyL move on 26th Nov?&nbsp; Sorry about that.

The reason is we need fit Alan Roberts and Dick Wang meeting schedules on 26th Nov. So we would like to see if you don't mind can you please change iterary .



Please kindly confirm me if you're ok.



Best Regards,



Caries Lau

Speedo Administrator


I love emails from Caries anyway, I give her massive props for being so good at English, but the bit in bold just cracked me up. I think the Asians should think a bit more carefully sometimes when choosing Western names.




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Dispute Between Neighbours - this is a true story...



A town councillor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home.



The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height. The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense.



Recently, Mark Easton called the planning dept, and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his new property.



Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the planning dept to investigate.



When they went to Mark's home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found...



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... /Vents.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



The Local Authority said the vents can stay since there is no planning law referring to shutter design.



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Brilliant.
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Post by belchingmatt »

From the credit crunch thread at x404:



[quote=""oceanicitl""][quote=""veato""]Thats the thing. When they increased my limit there was hardly anything on it all if anything. What was the point apart from trying to tempt me....&nbsp; <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->[/quote]



They did exactly the same to me. One was increased to over ?9000 when it had a zero balance.



Still the credit crunch is all our fault <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> *face plam*[/quote]







When you see it.....




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