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Post by JJW009 » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:27 pm

[quote=""Big_Adam""]can't cook.



thats why god invented pop tarts. the heathly end to any day.[/quote]




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Post by Big_Adam » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:39 am

i know.



i'm a horrorable lazy person.




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Post by Cut-Me-Own-Throat_Weasel » Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:54 am

Big_Adam wrote:i'm a horrorable lazy person.
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Post by belchingmatt » Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:26 pm

Me...



trying to iron a shirt for a job interview.



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Wish me luck.



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Post by Big_Adam » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:52 am

dude.



ironing.



your hard core man!




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Post by Big_Adam » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:59 pm

<img src='http://www.uberg33k.com/albums/Funny/bitey7eb.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



<img src='http://i.pbase.com/o5/57/569157/1/67562 ... 1AMOON.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



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Post by Big_Adam » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:01 pm

<img src='http://i.pbase.com/o5/57/569157/1/67562 ... autcat.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



<img src='http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/ ... mylawn.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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Post by KindaWobbly » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:04 pm

http://www.cavincooperprod.com/jp/index.htm



What an idea for a cartoon! I can't wait to see the rest of it...


Yes, and in Australia the date coincides with the Sunday of the Divine Mercy, a devotion the Holy Father promoted in a very special way


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Post by brataccas » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:11 pm

JJW009 wrote:
in the other place wrote:<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/PCpro/brat-timetravel.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'>


Spot the oddness...
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Post by JJW009 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:47 am

posted by James_g1 on the other place... I may be the only one who hasn't read it before?


I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so

much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have

never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.



FOR EXAMPLE:



One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.



Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel

like it, I just want you to hold me"

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"



So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...



"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me

to satisfy your physical needs as a man."



She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who

I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"



Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.





The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with

her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big

unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on

several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to

take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to

compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."



We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond

earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was

one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because

she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play

tennis.



I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was

almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all

dear, let's go to the cashier."



I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel

like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,

"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to

satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why

can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"



Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm

smarter than her.





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Post by belchingmatt » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:47 am

I haven't read before either. Quite amusing though, I'll forward it on to my wife's boss in the morning. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by belchingmatt » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:50 am

belchingmatt wrote:Me...



trying to iron a shirt for a job interview.



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Wish me luck.



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belchingmatt wrote:Me...



trying to iron a shirt for a job interview.



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Wish me luck.



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They offered me the job within 5 mins of being at the interview.



I'm just waiting for the security clearance. At this point I will buy a car and start my new shiny job.



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Post by JJW009 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:16 pm

Congratulations!


a carpark booking website wrote:Departing on flight 2533 The requested time traveller will arrive at our car park is 12:30


yep... "time traveller" ...



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