The Wired

"When I was younger I used to assimilate children sell it a perfectly lighter over it felt... I don't want to form a church in Technopark"



I love the "Transcribe Audio" feature on Youtube. It's not quite random, but nearly...



She actually said "I remember when I was younger I used to want to name my children like Cellotape... I don't want those for my children any more".



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JJW009 wrote:She actually said "I remember when I was younger I used to want to name my children like Cellotape... I don't want those for my children any more".

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I'm wondering how many people know / guess who said that?



She's pretty famous, and rather excellently Lampshade's just showed me a recent picture of himself posing with her <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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But does it play Doom?




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Where is that taken from, or is it a shop?




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JJW009 wrote:But does it play Doom?

With those specs, I reckon it could even run minecraft <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

jonlumb wrote:Where is that taken from, or is it a shop?

From here: <a href='http://blogs.msdn.com/b/b8/archive/2011 ... ssors.aspx' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://blogs.msdn.com/b/b8/archive/2011 ... rs.aspx</a>



Unfortunately, not our main server which only has 4GB and 4 cores on 2 processors - and runs W2K <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Randomness of the day. Probably not safe for work, even though technically you could take it to work in your lunch box. Remember Dragon Quest? You've played the game, now eat the slime:



<a href='http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/11/3 ... uro-abuse/' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/11/3 ... -abuse/</a>



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Posted on the other place, and going by the 2 million views I'm the only person who hasn't seen it yet, but hey...



<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE4uzGaQDQg' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE4uzGaQDQg</a>




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I've been tempted to buy Skyrim as I fancy what I've seen so far.



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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

belchingmatt wrote:I've been tempted to buy Skyrim as I fancy what I've seen so far.



Just checked the minimum system specs.  <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo-->

It plays just OK on my 5 year old CD2 - had it for a few weeks now. Very pretty but buggy as f*ck. I might try it on the work PC which is a new i3 but only Intel on-board graphics. Be interesting to compare. *starts download ready for tomorrow lunch time*



What I don't get is that Morrowind played perfectly on my old old old machine with its AGP graphics, and to be honest it looked nearly as good! Lady K had it - never played it myself but it was very nice to watch.




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C2D @ 1.66GHz

4GB RAM

nVidia 8400M GS 128Mb

WEI 3.4



It plays Source games well enough. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I bet it will be patched and discounted to 15GBP in Feb, maybe I'll wait until then.




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Yeah, I got it "cheap" by waiting a bit but it's already ?6 less than I paid...



I'm not sure about that spec. I think mine's a bit faster than that, and it's only just playable really. I'd have to check a bit more. Is there a demo version on Steam?




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I don't really have a lot of spare time at the moment. Well I do as I'm not working, but therefore can't really justify playing games. I also have a language to learn.



I've just remembered that I have a few other games that I've never played either. Bioshock, STALKER and Team Fortress. Probably best complete them as well.








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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Ooh let us know what you think of Bioshock - I absolutely love the look of that!




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I only ever played about 10 mins of bioshock but it was terribly slow. Having looked at the specs now it seems that I have the recommended. The only difference being I now have 4gb RAM.




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.