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Post by JJW009 » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:28 am

RedeyesUK wrote:i liked them when the site was still on that s12 address - you used to see things like 'click here for bargains on s12'



:D :D



i tell you what is silly though - i spent ages creating a post on here about an hour ago, it was great, it had images, links and everything. now i've come back on, it's not here! :angry:



maybe it wasn't silly enough..... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
The s12 address still works if you want, just thought this one was easier to remember!



I dunno where your post went... It wasn't me, honest <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by paulpowers » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:29 am

:o The thread fairys or even maybe the post goblin got a bit peakish and gobbled it all up :o




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Post by RedeyesUK » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:42 pm

I'll try it again tonight. just gotta find the links... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->



in the meantime, a classic piece of Engrish:

<img src='http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/whos-foods.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

BTW nice pics, PP :D
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Post by JJW009 » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:03 pm

"it can eat and drink till a morning"



Any old morning? Clearly not tomorow morning!



Now there's a resteraunt that knows how to party :lol:




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Post by RedeyesUK » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:10 pm

and it's always good to know that the foods were 'created by someone'.



otherwise it could have been scraped off the road or anything!



but just remember to bring along 'your own special person' :unsure:
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Post by RedeyesUK » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:00 am

and after partying down all night at 'who's food', maybe you'd like to have a nice breakfast and a coffee with 'your own special person':



<img src='http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/cafe-vulgar.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



or perhaps f@*&#036;ing not!
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Post by RedeyesUK » Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:56 am

was just doing a bit of tidying this morning, and found this book:



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a friend gave it to me years ago, when i was about 14 or so. i think he was trying to tell me something.... :unsure:



i've just been having a read through it, it's basically a manual for chavs, '80s style. it's meant to be a parody, but some things ring scarily true!



check it out:


On a Ford Capri or Cortina, you can wreak a really stunning transformation by fitting the following refinements:



1. Autoplas whaletail or quatrofoil boot spoiler

2. Fog lamps with chequered covers

3. Supernumerary brake lights

4. Go Faster stripes

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8. Giant exhaust in gleaming chrome, preferably of the 'bolt-on' variety, ie serving practically no purpose whatsoever

9. San Fransisco number plate

10. Green tinted sunstripe for the windscreen, with your name and your girlfriend's stencilled on it

Wally etiquette consists of the following crucial poits:



1. When travelling on the tube, you will entertain other passengers by swinging from the straps like a monkey, chasing other wallies up and down the carriage, and needlessly obstructing the doors with your foot.



2. When travelling on a main-line train, it is essential to sit in the luggage rack, scratch your initials on the mirrors, and when leaving, open the door and spring out before the train has stopped moving.


just goes to show some things just don't change, eh? :rolleyes: :D
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Post by RedeyesUK » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:42 am

not so much something i saw, but something i heard.....



the hotel i work at has the obligatory mind-numbing muzak dribbling through the reception areas, it's controlled by a computerised music system. this morning i was finishing my shift, and i heard a classic/opera version of Queens' 'Flash Gordon' :blink:





all i can say is that it sounded...well, odd. to say the least! :lol:



a silly cover version of a silly theme song to a silly film. it doesn't come much better than that!



what worries me though is that several people, not just one random nutcase, but several people actually considered this to be a good enough idea to produce it :blink:
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Post by paulpowers » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:45 am

my wife goes to an evening class in the evenings (duuuh) and I had my son, we were watching Cbeebies and storymakers came on and one of the puppets is just a cheap rip off of kermit t frog with hair and crappy eyes and look whos work prospects went down the shitter after red dwarf ended

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Post by Big_Adam » Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:14 pm

i agree with those guys tony blair is a c*nt. and his wife bloody creepy. that smile. *shudder*



silly thing i saw. hmmmm chinchila being afaid of a web cam.

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Post by JJW009 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:55 am

I just downloaded 3D mark 2005. It took about 7 hours. I need it for the CPCFF competition. I ran it and it said:



<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/forum/3D.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



:angry:



I'm now downloading 3D mark 2003 - 120K/s and 20 minutes!!



Oh well... I'll try it tomorow... need sleep!!



night all




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Post by JJW009 » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:35 pm

WellI ran the 3D mark 03



I scored about 1000. The slowest person on CPC at the moment is over 10,000 !!!



I'm thinking of hiding in a corner and pretending I never tried :unsure:




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Post by KindaWobbly » Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:06 pm

But surely, that's before you've weaved your overclocking magic with it! :P
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