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Big_Adam wrote:i'm a horrorable lazy person.

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Yes, and in Australia the date coincides with the Sunday of the Divine Mercy, a devotion the Holy Father promoted in a very special way

JJW009 wrote:

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Spot the oddness...

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so

much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have

never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.



FOR EXAMPLE:



One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.



Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel

like it, I just want you to hold me"

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"



So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...



"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me

to satisfy your physical needs as a man."



She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who

I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"



Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.





The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with

her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big

unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on

several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to

take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to

compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."



We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond

earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was

one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because

she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play

tennis.



I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was

almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all

dear, let's go to the cashier."



I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel

like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,

"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to

satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why

can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"



Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm

smarter than her.

belchingmatt wrote:Me...



trying to iron a shirt for a job interview.



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Wish me luck.



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belchingmatt wrote:Me...



trying to iron a shirt for a job interview.



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Wish me luck.



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