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Who Wants A Brew?

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:38 pm
by bally199
I'm about to put the kettle on.



Who wants what?



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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:03 pm
by jonlumb
Tea please. 2 Yorkshire Gold teabags in a 2 pint mug please. Milk, no sugar.




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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:30 am
by bally199
jonlumb wrote:Tea please. 2 Yorkshire Gold teabags in a 2 pint mug please. Milk, no sugar.
I have just had a cup of tea. It tasted like perfume, even with 3 teabags. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->





Coffee ownz all!



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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:57 pm
by paulpowers
filtered columbian, milk and 2 sugars for me



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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:50 pm
by 0_Koneko_0
Black coffee, two sugars. I prefer Java, but if all you have is tesco value, thats fine too. It will just need a few shots of Baileys in it.




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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:28 pm
by bally199
0_Koneko_0 wrote:Black coffee, two sugars. I prefer Java, but if all you have is tesco value, thats fine too. It will just need a few shots of Baileys in it.
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I can haz Nescafe!!!1!!111!!



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I, on the otherhand, have just polished off a nice cup of coffee. It has soothed my poorly throit (barnsley slang) no end!



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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:37 pm
by jonlumb
bally199 wrote:Is you calling me cheap? <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I can haz Nescafe!!!1!!111!!
Then yes, I am calling you cheap.



If you are going to insist on having something out of a jar (rather than fresh) then at least go for Carte Noir.




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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:46 pm
by JJW009
Nescaf? do some nice stuff, it's just that their regular one is no better than the Tesco value I buy <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I have good coffee once in a blue moon. It's so darned expensive for something that actually tastes good. I used to keep some decent grinds in the freezer, but I just don't drink enough so it ends up tasting weird.



I usually drink tea. I have about 10 different kinds, but the Tesco normal one ~2p a bag is pretty reasonable for every day.




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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:58 pm
by bally199
I think Nescafe is rather good!



JJW is right, though, you can't beat the cheapest stuff you can get! It has fuller flavour, IMO.



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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:08 pm
by RedeyesUK
bally199 wrote:you can't beat the cheapest stuff you can get! It has fuller flavour, IMO.
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I'll take some Havana Gold, please. Strong brewed, black, no sugar.



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D'you have any of those little biscotti things? I like those. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:16 pm
by JJW009
RedeyesUK wrote:I'll take some Havana Gold, please. Strong brewed, black, no sugar.



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D'you have any of those little biscotti things? I like those. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'd best get some decent stuff in for next weekend <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:32 pm
by RedeyesUK
Oh, if it's hangover coffee, then my standards can slip a little. A long way actually! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



'Morning after' coffee is basically just a caffeine delivery system, so any old rubbish will do. I've even been known to drink vending machine sludge when hung over! <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:09 am
by Mrs Redeyes
JJW009 wrote:
RedeyesUK wrote:I'll take some Havana Gold, please. Strong brewed, black, no sugar.



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D'you have any of those little biscotti things? I like those. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'd best get some decent stuff in for next weekend <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Ordinarily for Mr Redeyes corfee goes as follows:



"If it ain't "Taylors of Harrogate" brewed in a Bodhum Caffetiere and served on a gold platter by our butler....then it just ain't Corfee" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Hangover corfee goes like this:



*slurp* *grunt* "Corfee" *drool* <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:35 pm
by RedeyesUK
Careful my dear, you're giving away too much. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->



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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:55 pm
by Mrs Redeyes
RedeyesUK wrote:Careful my dear, you're giving away too much. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->



If you carry on like this, people will start to realise I'm not the suave, sophistimacated gentleman they think i am! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
You're the one who used the words "vending machine sludge"

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