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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:37 am

Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:18 pm

There are few things as permanent as a temporary fix



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Post by JJW009 » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:02 pm

Homer wrote:How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?


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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:14 am

Some people create happiness wherever they go,

Others create happiness whenever they go.




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:53 am

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?



2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?



3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?



4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?



8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?



9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy, opposites?



10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?



11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?



12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?



13. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?



14. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?



15. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?



16. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.



17. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:56 am

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:08 pm

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?



Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?



Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?



Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?



Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?



Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?



What is the speed of darkness?



Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?



Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?



If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?



Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?



How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?



Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?



Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?



Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !



If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?



If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?



If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



Stop singing and read on.......



Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?




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Post by JJW009 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:28 am

"nice" is not a nice word. It's a really ugly word. It can be quite antagonistic.



Isn't that a nice thought?



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Post by belchingmatt » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:58 am

Not silly, but.



If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:05 am

belchingmatt wrote:Not silly, but.



If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
I still think that's quite silly.



If it said "if life gives you lemons, sugar & water, make Lemonade" then it wouldn't be so silly, but if life really does just give you lemons, surely you're making lemon juice?



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Post by jonlumb » Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:54 am

I had always heard it as "If life gives you lemons, make whisky sours" which I thought was a much better idea <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by belchingmatt » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:56 am

I'm sure I wrote gin and tonic. <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:09 am

belchingmatt wrote:I'm sure I wrote gin and tonic. <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Silly !! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:52 am

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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:08 pm

Whenever something is made baka-proof, along comes a new and improved baka...




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