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Thought For The Day

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:22 pm
by Mrs Redeyes
Anything that has struck you, a fascinating fact or a different way of thinking....





What if there were no hypothetical questions?




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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:38 pm
by jonlumb
This sums up my current mood rather well:



Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:25 pm
by JJW009
The inside is the one on the outside, right?



And the nearside is the side furthest from your?



And the Right side is definitely the Wrong side!




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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:20 am
by Mrs Redeyes
If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked, does that mean that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, dry cleaners depressed, tree surgeons debarked, and models deposed?




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:34 am
by belchingmatt
If bombers strike, then who makes the next load of bombs?




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:40 am
by Mrs Redeyes
The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.



If you laid people end-to-end around the world .... 2/3 of them would drown!



A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.



When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.



Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.



It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them.



Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.






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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:25 am
by belchingmatt
Sauce please Mrs Red.




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:31 am
by Mrs Redeyes
belchingmatt wrote:Sauce please Mrs Red.
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Sometimes we all get lonely, but if you really think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.






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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:52 pm
by JJW009
belchingmatt wrote:Sauce please Mrs Red.
There's quite a few here:



http://enigma4795.wordpress.com/misc-stuff/



I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.




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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:28 am
by Mrs Redeyes
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?






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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:07 am
by Mrs Redeyes
Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?






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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:01 pm
by Mrs Redeyes
Good health is just the slowest possible rate at which a person can die.




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:28 pm
by Mrs Redeyes
Algebra must have been easy for the Romans, after all, x is always = 10...




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:00 am
by belchingmatt
My body is a temple, my mind is atheist.




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Thought For The Day

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:08 am
by Mrs Redeyes
Hell hath no fury like a vested interest masquerading as a moral principle.




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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