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Post by JJW009 » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:40 pm

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It concerns how the laws of science say Santa can not possibly visit 91.8 Million homes in 35 hours carrying 353,430 tons and moving at 1000x the speed of sound...



Well, I have a theory <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->







The Parallel-Santas theory.



If there are an infinite number of parallel worlds, then there are an infinite number of Santas. If he has the almost magical power to merge these universes at one specific point, then he only has to visit one house. All the other houses will be simultaneously visited by the myriad of parallel Santas.



There will inevitably be divergence, but we only need there to be 91.8 million Earths with Santas which overlap our reality closely enough for the chimney alignment to be within acceptable tolerances.



Universes which diverge more strongly to our own will none the less have sufficiently similar Earths closer to them in the trans-dimensional continuum.



The effect is a complex web of similarities being bridged by Santas.



An interesting question arises when one considers the consumption of trans-dimensional mince pies. Although they occupy the same time and space, their phase alignment will be significantly different. The resultant poly-dimensional multi-phase density of the pastry would probably result in severe indigestion.




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Post by Big_Adam » Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:14 pm

Santa Can Visit All the house in the world.



all he has to do is.........using M theroy ben the univers in on istelf elimitating the distance he would have to travel between two point. this would mean he could do evyones house very quickly. although bending the universe is tricky.



or



he can create a black hold close to earths orbit (stick with me here) then as the gravatainal force of the hole cause time to distort winthin a sertain range time would slow down (this would not be noticed as anything in the grataional feild would be slowed down to the same speed. i did know what it was called but now i can't rember) then Santa needs to create a stasis bubble in which he himself can distory time. as eveyone else was slowed down sana could use the stsais bubble to manipulate the flow of time in a concentrated are. meaning he could get to were he wanted fast.




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Post by JJW009 » Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:20 pm

Wow! Thats like a better version of my first theory!!



My first theory was:



He uses Alien tech. I don't understand!




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Post by Big_Adam » Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:24 pm

JJW009 wrote:He uses Alien tech. I don't understand!
must be it. that why he live in such a remote area. to test his alien kit.




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Post by RedeyesUK » Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:19 pm

I reckon the North Pole thing is just a front - Santa actually lives in Area 51 - this, in my opinion, goes a long way towards explaining the secrecy there!



aliens, pfft!



But what about the huge payload, though? That's a lot of weight to carry around, black hole or not! :blink:



I reckon the bottom of the sleigh is some sort of interdimensional portal to a huge warehouse, with elves (or aliens? :unsure: ) at the other end, constantly reloading the parcel area of the sleigh, thus meaning that santa only needs to carry enough to do the local deliveries.



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Either that, or the sleigh is actually some kind of TARDIS type of device.
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Post by KindaWobbly » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:42 pm

That's all very well, but how does he know if we've been good boys and girls? <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Post by Big_Adam » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:06 pm

he just knows, he knows when your are sleeping, he knows when your awake.



HE;S BEHINDE YOU>




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