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The How Asian Are You? Test





Clickity Boo!



It's a bit confusing to start with, because a few of the questions seem tease you about India (eat with your hands?) and most of the Lingo is in Chinese and something I dunno even heard of...



I am:



Almost Asian



...and your score is... 66%!



You might be an ABC or a Fobabee or even just someone who genuinely

appreciates culture. Yay!! Keep watchin' that anime and eating that

dimsum. Learn a few more words, and you'll beef up your aznpoints in no

time.



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Almost Asian

...and your score is... 60%!





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due to the large amount off tests that are running round on here at the moment :lol: , I thought they deserved their own thread!



My little contribution:

Are you good enough to exist?



I like the way this guy thinks, even though he does want me dead.... :unsure:
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Good idea ... I've posted 4 in the other place already :blush:



(Asian thread merged into this one now)



My fave quote from this one so far is:



Someone uses the toilet in your house, and they leave the seat up. You respond by:



1. Sitting down like an elephant and falling down the loo.



2. Looking before you sit on something, like perhaps any sentient human being should be able to manage, and move the seat to wherever you would rather it be.



3. Throw an enormous hissyfit, screaming at anyone you can find about the great human injustice that has befallen you.



4. Politely explain to the person that you prefer it be in one position or another for a reasonable reason, and ask that they leave it there in future.



I often ask myself that!!!!




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Worthless Human



You managed 70% Humanity.





Here's why you're evil: You're propably aware of how incredibly

irritating and frustrating you are. And yet you do it anyway.

Those scoring lower than you will obviously suffer the same miserable

fate, but you - you're going to be conscious of what's happening to you. But still too dimwitted to rescue yourself.



You are definately a horrible person, and you are hereby banned from all public places, including roads.







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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender



You scored higher than 16% on Humanity




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My new year's resolution is not to do anymore internet quizzy things!



Just say no! :P
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Take the Very Offensive Religious Test!



I was actually Wicca, despite the link I just gave :lol:



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Wiccan

Holy Crap! You're taking -36 souls with you to hell!

-55 to -20



On the plus side: You dont believe in god. But you believe in Mother Earth, Mystic Energies beyond standard scientific energies, and you may even believe in or practice a little magick. So you're probably one groovy funky and fun kinda dude/dudette.



On the negative: you could just be a stoner looking for an excuse to get high with your 'coven'. Because your a dreamer who doesnt want to admit what reality is really like.




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The "Why are you Single" test



I rate:



GEEK



You scored 56 despair, 50 relationship potential, 100 feelings, and 100 patience

You are probably a nice guy but you're too shy to come up to girls and ask them out.



campare:



You scored higher than 83% on despair

You scored higher than 25% on potential

You scored higher than 53% on feelings

You scored higher than 45% on patience





So there you go... I am desperate with no potential!!!




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The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test


a Ninja

You scored 8 Honor, 3 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 6 Individuality!

You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You've a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.



Black clothes and shuriken for you. You're gonna do just fine.




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Male Best Friend

You scored 31 despair, 25 relationship potential, 67 feelings, and 75 patience

You're always there, you're nice, you're the shoulder to cry on, you get along just fine, why won't she/he date you? you're the "male best friend"



DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.



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Simply pathetic

Congratulations., you are 51% apathetic in your approach to life!!!!!!!!!

You are simply pathetic, but not quite apathetic. In fact, you are NOT even apathetic enough NOT to care that you are not apathetic. The truth is, it bothers you a great deal that you haven't reached the upper Echelon of apathy. You want to be recognized for being better than everyone else. Sadly, you don't quite have what it takes.


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Realist

Congratulations., you are 25% apathetic in your approach to life!!!!!!!!!

You like life for the most part. You are motivated by having fun and friends and family are very important to you. However, You realize that everything is not OK in the world. For instance, you might be bothered by the idea of: 1) World hunger, 2) The idea that success is rather arbitrary, or 3)You might sense that Starbucks is seemingly trying to take over the world. While these things do disturb you, you probably are not motivated enough to do anything about them (I mean really, what can be done anyway?)and even if you are motivated to do something about the problems that bother you, you really do not believe that anything you do will make a bit of difference. Rather than being motivated to change thimgs or succeed in life, you are motivated by your desire to relax and avoid stress. In many ways you have the personality of a couch potato.




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Realist

Congratulations., you are 24% apathetic in your approach to life!!!!!!!!!

You like life for the most part. You are motivated by having fun and friends and family are very important to you. However, You realize that everything is not OK in the world. For instance, you might be bothered by the idea of: 1) World hunger, 2) The idea that success is rather arbitrary, or 3)You might sense that Starbucks is seemingly trying to take over the world. While these things do disturb you, you probably are not motivated enough to do anything about them (I mean really, what can be done anyway?)and even if you are motivated to do something about the problems that bother you, you really do not believe that anything you do will make a bit of difference. Rather than being motivated to change thimgs or succeed in life, you are motivated by your desire to relax and avoid stress. In many ways you have the personality of a couch potato.


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Woohoo! I rock at not caring! :D
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Beat the Monkey!





Your Final Quiz Score: 36 right out of a possible 60

The Monkey's Final Score: 15 right out of 60



You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.



You scored in the 86th percentile.(86% of quiz takers scored worse than you)





Geography

Your score: 10

Monkey's score: 6

-- Quite a sufficient job.



History

Your score: 11

Monkey's score: 3

-- Nicely done.



Science/Technology

Your score: 10

Monkey's score: 3

-- Well done.



Random Trivia

Your score: 5

Monkey's score: 3

-- Regrettably close scores.





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