Aargg... I was nearly sleeping, and I started to think about something that really annoys me...
Traffic Wardens!
Urgg... they should all die. Now. They exist only to inflict misery on others, like Nazi torturers...
The story that gives me nightmares happened way back in about 1992 - and it STILL keeps me awake at night. They're Evil. Absolute pure Evil. I'd rather trust Satan or even a politician...
My van was parked on Soho square, clearly displaying a P&D ticket. They towed it to somewhere in south London; and I seriously don't know my around without a map so I had to get a cab...
Luckily I had about ?10 on me - which was pretty unusual... I'd left my wallet in the car; stupid I know but I figured it was safer than carrying it.
So I get to the place and they tell me I need to pay like ?75 or something to get the van out. I don't have that much until I get paid in about 3 weeks. They tell me it will cost an extra ?50 a day - so by the time I've got the ?75 I will owe them over ?1000 !!! I don't even get paid that in a whole month!
I try to explain this to them, that there must be some law to stop them extorting money from honest working people, and what they're telling me is just preposterous... but they laugh; they tell me if I've got a car I must have the money. It's not my car - its a works van...
All I can do is pay the fine and take them to court to get the money back after. I remind you - the Pay and Display ticket is in the window and still valid!
So... I have no choice. I murder 6 old ladys before I get enough money to pay the bastards, and I still have nightmares. Burn them I say. Send them all to hell!
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A random Google for "hang the evil nazi traffic warden die die die" came up with this:
The Afterreich
CHAPTER SIX wrote:"How do you spell ?Revolution??"
- Louis XVI, the palace of Marseilles
This little scene wasn?t happening. It wasn?t happening in the darkened basement of a building used for adult education courses. There most certainly wasn?t a circular table squatting under a spotlight, and there was a definite absence of hooded figures sitting round it.
"?Six men sat on the edge of Hell,?" quoth one hooded figure who wasn?t there.
"?One was a lawyer,?" said the next one who also wasn?t there.
"?One was a traffic warden,?" said someone else who was there but only to give the place the quick once-over with the hoover.
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