Childrens books you wont ever see

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0_Koneko_0
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Childrens books you wont ever see

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1. Tattooing and Giving Them to Your Friends



2. Burning Bugs and Ants: More Fun with Magnifying Glasses



3. How To Carefully Remove wings from Flies



4. Using Your Parents Credit Cards



5. Dummies Guide to Starting Fires



6. Playboy for Kids! (Enter before April 1st, and your teenage daughters could be eligible for Centerfold!)



7. Preteen Sex: A How To Guide with Frequently Asked Questions



8. Idiot's Guide to Identity Theft



9. Jr. Handbook for Lock Picking



10. Most Drugs Don't Hurt Yo



"Strangers Have the Best Candy"



"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"



"Some Kittens Can Fly!"



"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"



"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild

Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"



"You Are Different and That's Bad"



"Dad's New Wife Timothy"



"POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games"



"Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"



"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"



"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"



"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"



"Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"



"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"



"Bi-Curious George"



"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"



"101 ways to blackmail your teachers for better grades"



"kkk coloring books"



"little guido's mob hits"



" Babar meet the Taxidermist"



"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"







Top 20 children's books

not recommended by the

National Library Association





20. Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep

19. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things From Your Nose

18. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and The Vice Squad

17. The Tickling Babysitter

16. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides

15. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories

14. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle

13. Babar Becomes a Piano

12. Controlling The Playground: Respect through Fear

11. David Duke's World of Imagination

10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

8. Legends of Scab Football

7. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina

6. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer

5. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the Endings to all of Them

4. Ed Beckley's Start a Real Estate Empire with the Change from your Mom's Purse

3. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without their Clothes On

1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead




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I'm surprised that I haven't seen the following book in your list:



Anal medication, by Sue Posittory.



The translation may not work correctly from the context I've seen/heard it in recently.

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0_Koneko_0 wrote:"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"
I think that I may seen have a book like this...



Or maybe I just dreamed it?
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0_Koneko_0 wrote:1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
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KindaWobbly wrote:
0_Koneko_0 wrote:"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"
I think that I may seen have a book like this...



Or maybe I just dreamed it?
Dreamt? (^_~)



Did you mean this?

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