Kitten is Angry

0_Koneko_0 · Post by **0_Koneko_0** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:11 pm

My kitten, my kitty cat.

When she's content she purrs.

She thinks the house is hers.

But you won't like her when she's angry.

No, you won't like her when she's angry.

Angry, angry.

She's cuddly.

She's lovely when she's in a happy mood.

She loves her kitten food.

But she's got such an attitude...

Completely rotten attitude.

Rotten attitude.

Kitten is angry, kitten is offended.

Fur standing out and little claws extended.

Darting around and meowing quite a bit,

and throwing such a hissy fit.

I don't know what to make of it.

Don't touch her.

Don't look at her.

My kitten knows TAE KWON DO.

She can take you out, I know.

I've seen it before and it's not pretty.

She's really one ferocious kitty cat now.

(Oh no.)

She's deadly.

She'll hurt you.

She'll show you endless pain.

Her little whiskers are stained with the blood of those that she has slain.

Believe me, she will go insane.

She will go insane.

Kitten is angry, kitten is offended.

Fur standing out and little claws extended.

Darting around and meowing quite a bit,

and throwing such a hissy fit.

I don't know what to make of it.

Kitten is angry, full of discontentment.

Wildly attacking random pieces of lint.

Darting around in a psychotic blitz,

and throwing all these hissy fits,

but I still love my kitty cat to bits!

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:16 pm

Somebody distract her while I get the men with white coats.

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Post by **JJW009** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:32 pm

I had a white coat... but she died it... TARTAN

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Big_Adam · Post by **Big_Adam** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:47 pm

*backs away from scary thread......very....very....slowly.*

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:09 am

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I can smell your kitten...

Roasting with some veggies and garlic.

Gas Mark 6.

Does any one have a fine Chianti?

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0_Koneko_0 · Post by **0_Koneko_0** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:16 pm

you freaks are SICK!!!

:voms on the floor and runs away cackling*

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:20 pm

0_Koneko_0 wrote:you freaks are SICK!!!

:voms on the floor and runs away cackling*

Sick is as sick does.

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Big_Adam · Post by **Big_Adam** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:26 pm

we're not sick. just hungry for kitty.

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:46 pm

Yes. We like kitties on here.

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Post by **JJW009** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:41 pm

I love the Google Ad-Sense... is this thread about Naughty Cats who are Hungry and want to Play; do you think??

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Big_Adam · Post by **Big_Adam** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:16 pm

RedeyesUK wrote:Yes. We like kitties on here.

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the Mc Kitty Sandwich. coming to a mc d;s near you soon.

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:21 pm

Better watch out for the RSPCA!

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KindaWobbly · Post by **KindaWobbly** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:38 pm

That's never what God looks like. Is it?

Big_Adam · Post by **Big_Adam** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:56 pm

i know that thing.

DOMO - KUN!

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Big_Adam · Post by **Big_Adam** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:59 pm

seeming as i;m here too

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