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Post by belchingmatt » Mon May 08, 2006 1:43 am

Superman was bored one day so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He was flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her sunbathing on her balcony, she's lying there absolutely naked and legs akimbo, soaking up the sun.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam quick as a flash and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something had happened and says, "WTF was that?"

The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn my arse hurts!"


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