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OK, gonna make a new game. Say a quote from a film or anything really famous, and let people guess <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

"What scares me isn't how short life is, no, it's the pain, all the pain. I don't understand why there has to be any pain."

OK who's that? IMDB may well be a big help here!!!



OK here's another:

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

OK.. last one from me... you may just spot a theme here!

Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?

No, not at all. <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Its happened to the best of us the trick is to get in there first and dump them before they dump you




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You know what they say "Nothing gets you over the last one like next one." <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

go out get drunk and pick up some cheap easy bit




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<div class='signature'> Dreams come at the cost of reality

alchahol, the casue and solution to all lifes problems.



also got no idea about the quotes.

but i will add one in.

Why's it not coming out. Guess i'll just hit him again

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Maybe not the best idea.

Big_Adam wrote:alchahol, the casue and solution to all lifes problems.



also got no idea about the quotes.

but i will add one in.

Why's it not coming out. Guess i'll just hit him again

lol... this was not a request for help, I was trying to start a game...they were all from Jack Nicholson films, there are plenty more great ones like it <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Although... getting over a girl (who might read this) is a hard thing to do... aaarrrrghhhhh!!!! Triying Alcohol right now... doesn't seam to help much ;-)



I guess I'll tell you then!!



1. Sukie Ridgemont; The Witches of Eastwick (1987)



2. the Joker; the first Batman (1989)



3. Daryl Van Horne; The Witches of Eastwick (1987)



3. continued:-



"Because if it's a mistake, maybe we could do something about it. Find a cure! Invent a Vaccine! Build up our immune system! (Laughing) Get a little exercise. You know 20 push-ups a day and you never have to be afflicted with women, ever again!"



Urgg... Adam; I haven't got a clue about your quote either!!!



Let's go for a really easy one:



"Scooby dooby doo, where are you?!"



hows that ?!




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Definitely one of my favourites has to be...



"How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if thou hast any yarbles that is. You eunuch jelly thou!"




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<div class='signature'> How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

Big_Adam wrote:

Why's it not coming out. Guess i'll just hit him again

Is that from something like Salad Fingers?

ojfoggin wrote:How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil?

Seen the Film at the Cinema the day it was re-released. Seen it on TV when Ch4 showed it. I "video"'d it onto a CD which I've watched a few times since <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I've even seen the book! not actually read the book, but I have seen it




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Furi Kuri, Episode one. after Harako revies Nanto she cracks him around the head, shakes him up and down then says the line.








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Big_Adam wrote:Furi Kuri, Episode one. after Harako revies Nanto she cracks him around the head, shakes him up and down then says the line.

Doh!!! Of course it is... I knew it was something silly <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I guess you seen it more recently than me




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Unless youve ever listened to quality comedy on radio4 (which would defeat the point of this forum) youll never get this:

As a matter of fact, its thanks only to a small scrap of paper, that we know excactly how Admiral Horatio Wellington was inspired to invent the steam telegraph when he observed a sandwhich falling from a tree, at which point he leapt fromt the bath shouting 'ulreaka!'

Same goes for

In fact this place had untill 1969 one of the worlds largest woolen mills. But then someone pulled it a loose thread...yes....the whole building unwravelled

Spelling aside, that is....




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<div class='signature'> If God did not exist, it would be necessary to break it very gently to the Pope.

There's also:

Im dismayed to tell you that the long-running 'One Man and His Dog' series has been axed. So few shows have ever matched the pleasure and excitement of watching a man in a field whistle while a dog chases sheep..

Why does the Royal Mail insist on throwing my money at billionares to pay for TV ads? If I want to send a letter Ill post it - what the hell do they think Im going to do with it - sellotape it to a carrier pigeon? Although on second thoughts thats not a bad idea - at least carrier pigeons wouldnt sort out all the sencond class mail and leave it in a cupboard for 2 weeks. I dont suppose they'd try penelty shootouts with my christmas parcels either. Whatsmore, pigeons dont hang around - Ive seen continents shift faster than our postman.



Opps, I better be carefull what I say in case the Post Office know where I live...Havent seen any sign of it so far...

The one incentice to keep a radio...




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