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Post by RedeyesUK » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:06 pm

heh, heh, i was gonna post that one, but i thought i'd better not :rolleyes:



but they do the best poetry though.



and not drugs influenced at all! :rolleyes:
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Post by JJW009 » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:16 am

I thought I knew everything the Doors did, but I don't know either of those :blink:



I'll Google them tomorrow... I'm really surprised I don't recognise them, but maybe it's just because you sang them so badly :P



Hmm... which Nick Cave? I only like the early stuff. Ironicly, I've got all the early stuff on tape and some of the newer stuff on vinyl. My ex-ex-gf got me into it; actually I think thats the only reason I liked her... anyway, I took her from rags right through to ditches... (not really...)



The only CDs I've got are a compilation a mate got me, and rather incredibly a free cover disk on "the Independent on Sunday" - I dunno who gave it to me, I suspect plenty of readers didn't really want it!! It had the video of kylie getting her head "caved" in ... nice <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->



If you like it loud and dirty, then try and get some of the Birthday Party stuff. The best one ever was the Mutiny EP ... "Rats in paradise ... I'm bailin out ... whwahhahaaa" brilliant <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->





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What the F??? Are you selling it?



Redeye selling on Amazon clicky!



Funny coincident I guess :o :o




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Post by JJW009 » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:52 am

Goldie Looking Chain wrote:?serious man,

you fucking missus is nuts.

My missus is nuts and all,

she rings me at least 40 times a day?.

Serious!?



I seen you last night, you were drinkin' in the pub,

You were drinkin' with that bird you tried to chat up in the nightclub,

Can't say her name but she's got a gammy eye,

And I feel an air of violence when I have to walk on by,

You can't deny it, it's something you can't miss,

That bird whos hangin' out with you is mad like cats piss,

Like bread and jam or a knife drawn with butter,

Face it son, your missus is a nutter!



[Chorus]

Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

Leave her alone! Your missus is a nutter!



I never seen a woman make a fuckin' skinhead cry,

And I never seen a woman tryin' to snap an arm with a thigh,

Now I have and its just across the pub,

And the worst thing is,

she's taking you home for a rub,

You don?t deserve it, you know it?s a fact,

But mix her up with booze you gotta suicide pact,

2 tequilas and 4 vodka mules,

She's a wrecking ball and her fists are 'er tools.



Binge drinking, binge drinking tried keeping up with your missus,

What was I thinking?

She looks like Caprice,

But it?s a shock to see her wrestling 2 police,

With one in a headlock!

Fighting with bouncers and flashing her bits,

After too flamin? sambucas she dont care who she hits,

Waking up on Sunday morning with bruises and cuts,

Face it son, your missus is nuts!



[Repeat Chorus]



Your missus was looking at my missus,

So my missus, spat at your missus,

Your missus was looking at my missus,

So my missus, spat at your missus,



It was last week, what really got me thinking,

About how your missus goes nuts when we go drinking,

Last week, she ended up on a binge, she got off her tits,

And showed the bouncers her minge,

And it?s the threat of grievous bodily harm,

She needs to keep calm,

And use her charm,

I used to think it was funny,

It made me laugh,

When she threw the ash trays at the bar staff.



Stabbed a man with a comb, just to get a drink,

Theres no logic,

just stand there, Drink, fight, drink, fight, drink



She grabs your throat, and stares into your eyes,

Have you ever seen a woman kill a man with her thighs?



Oh son, your missus is trouble,

Everytime you have a drink she has a double,

Is she on pukkas?

I think shes tripping,

Stop lookin' at me love this is water what I'm sippin'!



?I seen her get on a mountain bike,

and drove into chipland and did ?em all in?. wikkid?



[Repeat chorus X 3]



She's nuts man!

She's off her head...innit!


Reminds me of a couple of people... who was the guy from the Dennis forum who's missus knocked down the livingroom wall with a sledge hammer?!




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Post by JJW009 » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:10 pm

There once was a guy called johnvella

Who was a peculiar fella!



He liked to climb up a quotation pyramid

His latex pants made his groin quite humid



And he kinda rhymes with umbrella?




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