The Wired

Personality type: Slimy, uncommunicative, know-it-all, bossy, self-hating, jerk.





SlimyYou think of yourself as a Ladies' Man (or equivalent for your Gender/Preference). However, in reality the best you manage is meaningless sex with depressed people who feel sorry for someone even more pathetic than they are.



UncommunicativeYou find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.



Know-it-allYou think you know everything. You got a few good grades in irrelevant subjects at High School and you think you are qualified to do brain surgery. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich and happy?



BossyYou are constantly telling people what to do. This is because you are basically incompetent and lazy. People make voodoo dolls of you and put them through paper shredders.



Self-hatingDeep down you hate yourself and that is why you always fail. Don't worry, you deserve to fail.





Your rating as a human being:



15%

The person/character whom you most resemble is:



Adolf Hitler (a Nazi)

Profile for JJW009



Personality type: Unlovable, uncommunicative, know-it-all, bossy, egomaniac, fuckwit.





UnlovableNo matter what you do, no one likes you and no one even notices you exist. You very rarely, if ever, have meaningful relationships of any kind with anything other than your own anatomy.



UncommunicativeYou find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.



Know-it-allYou think you know everything. You got a few good grades in irrelevant subjects at High School and you think you are qualified to do brain surgery. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich and happy?



BossyYou are constantly telling people what to do. This is because you are basically incompetent and lazy. People make voodoo dolls of you and put them through paper shredders.



EgomaniacYou have a bloated self image. Somehow you think you are more than the web surfing loser the rest of the world sees you as.





Your rating as a human being:



19%

The person/character whom you most resemble is:



Barney (a dinosaur)

Profile for KindaWobbly



Personality type: Unlovable, uncommunicative, know-it-all, indecisive, self-hating, jerk.



   

    Unlovable

        No matter what you do, no one likes you and no one even notices you exist. You very rarely, if ever, have meaningful relationships of any kind with anything other than your own anatomy.

   

    Uncommunicative

        You find it impossible to express your true feelings or emotions. Your friends (if you have any) think you are a liar, an unfeeling bitch/bastard or retarded. Probably all three.

   

    Know-it-all

        You think you know everything. You got a few good grades in irrelevant subjects at High School and you think you are qualified to do brain surgery. If you're so smart, why aren't you rich and happy?

   

    Indecisive

        You are unable to do anything without whining about it for hours first. The biggest achievement of your day is probably managing to fill in all the questions in this test.

   

    Self-hating

        Deep down you hate yourself and that is why you always fail. Don't worry, you deserve to fail.





Your rating as a human being:



    0%

The person/character whom you most resemble is:



    Mark Heal (of the band Cubanate)

johnvella wrote:The person/character whom you most resemble is:

Rasputin (mad monk)