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Post by JJW009 » Mon May 21, 2007 8:59 pm

Most of the things on this forum are funny stuff we've seen elsewhere, and it's good to share but there has been some original Yourwired content produced by you guys which has been washed away in the tide of copy pasta.



Thus, this thread is going to have rules! Original content only please! That means stuff that you made, pictures you took, jokes you thought up. Stuff that when you see it elsewhere, you know they copied it from us and not the other way around!



Of course, it's hard to be original and creative. There's some good freaky creative stuff going on in the NSFW forum, but I thought we should have something less... well, vagina oriented! So, more pussies and less pussy!



There will be prizes. Big big prizes! Very very cheap big big prizes!



Thank you <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by belchingmatt » Tue May 22, 2007 7:32 am

Errmmm.



I have never thought of myself as creative but there have been a few moments of inspiration.



So what would you suggest then? <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by JJW009 » Tue May 22, 2007 8:21 am

<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/images/cat-nochance.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



That kinda thing <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by belchingmatt » Tue May 22, 2007 8:36 am

Bring out the GIMP.



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Post by paulpowers » Tue May 22, 2007 1:58 pm

<img src='http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5213 ... wl8.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



<img src='http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8335 ... 101tb9.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



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Post by JJW009 » Tue May 22, 2007 7:51 pm

Excellent <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I stole this off Redeyes:



<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/meme/iron.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>





Need more car bits in strange places lol <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by JJW009 » Tue May 22, 2007 8:00 pm

<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/meme/crimes.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



Guy in the yellow is actually police. Identity concealed because I don't wanna get shot <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by RedeyesUK » Tue May 22, 2007 8:05 pm

JJW009 wrote:<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/meme/iron.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>





Need more car bits in strange places lol&nbsp; <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->&nbsp; <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Nice one! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



If you want car bits in strange places, I'm the guy to ask - being a) a batchelor, and b ) a petrolhead.



If I'd have thought about it last night, you could have seen that (well, bits of it anyway) in the kitchen sink... <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Post by JJW009 » Tue May 22, 2007 8:15 pm

One of the houses I stayed at had bits of a motorbike soaking in petrol in a bowl in the lounge for about a month. For some strange reason some of the girls didn't like it! I thought it was really cool <!--emo&:ph43r:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by RedeyesUK » Tue May 22, 2007 8:21 pm

I can beat that. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->



There's a guy I know on one of my other forums, he's restoring a spitfire - unfortunately he doesn't have a garage. What he does have is a dining room with french windows. Can you guess where he put the car? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Post by JJW009 » Tue May 22, 2007 8:41 pm

LOL!



OK another mate of mine had the Bomb bay doors of a Mosquito stashed behind the sofa. I did have some pictures of the project somewhere, but it was a while ago! I think it was before he had a kid, or at least before he was quite so mobile!




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Post by paulpowers » Wed May 23, 2007 1:57 pm

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Post by belchingmatt » Wed May 23, 2007 8:17 pm

Still no inspiration. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I can always go back to Katie. <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by belchingmatt » Wed May 23, 2007 10:24 pm

Well I have some ideas now that I can expand on as we come up to the weekend. I think finding the seed is the hardest point, but when it sprouts then if you nourish it then it naturally finds its path and diverges along the way.



Also, JJ, that Iron picture is great. I have seen, and am seeing many more in that style just recently. As you have already done one can you provide a quick guide?




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Post by belchingmatt » Thu May 24, 2007 8:17 am

I've got a sweet idea that may be a little distasteful, but hopefully not to the point of being sick.




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