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Post by RedeyesUK » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:42 am

OK, the rules are simple: just answer the question in the previous post, and then ask a question of your own.



for example:



[quote=""poster 1""]Q. what is your favourite colour?[/quote]



[quote=""poster 2""]A. Blue



Q. what is the thrust-to-weight ratio of an unladen swallow?*[/quote]



etc.



questions can be what you like, they can be personal or general-knowledgeific.





*=silly Monty Python joke!



I'll start, unsurprisingly, with:



Q. What is your favourite colour?
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Post by JJW009 » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:01 am

Black... until they come up with a daqrker colour (bet you never heard that before <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->)



Is that an African swallow with a Coconut by any chance?



Hmmm... OK, my anser then question:



Yes, loads - about 10 whiskys and 2 bottles of pills...



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Post by RedeyesUK » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:09 am

A. noo, Osheefer, iee hanvet druched a top!



Q. how are you going to feel in the morning?
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Post by JJW009 » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:15 am

A. I shan't be doing "morning" if I can help it, I'll be fine by 2pm!!



Q. If you work all night, what do you eat and when!?



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Post by RedeyesUK » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:22 am

A. I feast on the still-warm corpses of Vampire bats and virgin maidens, at the stroke of midnight! <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:ph43r:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' /><!--endemo-->



just kidding, i eat perfectly normal foods (more or less, i'm on a crappy diet ATM <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/angry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry.gif' /><!--endemo--> ). I eat when i'm hungry, the idea of 'mealtimes' (ie, lunch/dinner etc) is a bit of a hazy concept for me, as i don't really keep a regular schedule. therefore, i think nothing of eating cornflakes at 6PM, or curry at 8AM!





Q. when was your last holiday, and where did you go?





CU later, have a good sleep!
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Post by paulpowers » Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:42 am

A. St. Malo in France with my wife it was lovely



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Post by RedeyesUK » Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:20 pm

A. 13





Q. How many oceans are there in the world, and can you name them? <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Post by JJW009 » Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:40 pm

Oh, off the top of my head I'd say:



Ocean Area (square miles) Average Depth (ft) Deepest depth (ft)

Pacific Ocean 64,186,000 15,215 Mariana Trench, 36,200 ft deep

Atlantic Ocean 33,420,000 12,881 Puerto Rico Trench, 28,231 ft deep

Indian Ocean 28,350,000 13,002 Java Trench, 25,344 ft deep

Southern Ocean 7,848,300 16,400 South Sandwich Trench, 23,736 ft (7,235 m) deep

Arctic Ocean 5,106,000 3,953 Eurasia Basin, 17,881 ft deep



So, 5 I guess?



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Q. Who is your favourate Muppet / Sesamae Street fluffy McCharacter? </div>




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Post by RedeyesUK » Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:00 am

smartarse..... <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->





A. it would have to be Animal, of course.







Q. if you could be a pair of underpants, what type would you be? (ie briefs, thong, y-fronts etc)



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Post by JJW009 » Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:42 am

Animal!!!



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A. I'd be a vibrating pleasure thong <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->



A2... Mmm... NOT a nasty smelly tarty girl, a nice girl - like my lovely showers 3 times a day ex-girlfriend. Woe am I!!! Mmmm... Pantys <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Q. Which scientific discovery would you have been most pleased to make? Past or Future! </div>




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Post by RedeyesUK » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:16 am

A. I'd like to be the person that invents a zero-emission hydrogen (or similar) engine - one that's practical, fast and cheap.



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(and the money would be nice too)





Q. Preference: large or small? (.)(.) <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Post by JJW009 » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:32 am

RedeyesUK wrote:Q. Preference: large or small? (.)(.) <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Good Question!



With certain notable exceptions, small is generally better. Lower energy consumption, more enviromental and cheaper to make.



Take Cats for example... I'd rather have a cute little pussy rather than some man eating tiger!!!



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Doh!!!! I just saw the (.)(.) uhemm..... Small to medium... but not large! Big ones just get in the way, give you black eyes and are generally scarey droopey swingers I'd rather avoid!


Patrick Moore wrote:How big is your reflector?


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OK, boring but easy:



Q. Tea or Coffee? </div>




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Post by RedeyesUK » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:47 am

LMAO!



I was wondering what (.)(.) had to do with 'Lower energy consumption, more enviromental and cheaper to make'



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A. tea, usually, but coffee when i'm out and about - as long as it's proper coffee, i can't stand instant.



(little hint, BTW: if you're feeling tired and worn out, try camp coffee (neat). tastes revolting, but knocks the spots off Red Bull/Pro+!)





Q. got any points on your licence?
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Post by paulpowers » Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:49 am

A. not yet <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->



q. is kelly clarkson related to jeremy clarkson??? <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> </div>




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Post by RedeyesUK » Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:58 am

A. you mean this Kelly Clarkson?



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i doubt it, she's got much better hair for a start! and no denim in sight..... <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->





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