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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:47 pm

JJW009 wrote:Chicken is a good answer. I'd also have accepted Mature Cheddar <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



However, I did really expect a four page dissertation on the concept of "opposite" in relation to food. Bonus marks for elaborating on the contrast of Sweet verses Sour and for defining "Meaty" in both abstract and biochemical terms, with attention to the importance of hydrolyzed proteins.



And yes, I read your LJ entry about it <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I wish I still had my MSN conversation with Red last night.



I started out wondering whether (in true Monty Python fashion) you were referring to leavened or unleavened bread.



I then went on to question whether it was a carbohydrate question, and whether I should be looking for something equally protein-y, and finally stopped at the thought that perhaps you meant bread as in "money" in which case would the opposite be "overdraft" or "credit"?



That's when he told me to stop <!--emo&:shame:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/shame.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shame.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I'm happy you're keeping up with my LJ, I'm trying to make sure it's a bit different to my blog here, and considering how often and much I blog I shouldn't have too much trouble <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->



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Post by JJW009 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:59 pm

Mrs Redeyes wrote:Q. What is your greatest regret
Since no one else is answering this rather serious question, I'll have a go. I'm in a slightly contemplative mood after something of a open-heart session on MSN!



A. The obvious answer is flunking out of college. I really wanted to be a proper scientist, and I had a great opportunity. Although I was unlikely to be the next Hawkins, I've always felt that I could have made a significant contribution in some way. Perhaps I'll return to my studies if I live to retirement, but to be honest my mind just isn't what it used to be.



The more genuine answer, is that I regret my complete ineptitude when it comes to relationships. No one relationship in particular, just all of them!





Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?




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Post by jonlumb » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:13 am

JJW009 wrote:
Mrs Redeyes wrote:Q. What is your greatest regret
Since no one else is answering this rather serious question, I'll have a go. I'm in a slightly contemplative mood after something of a open-heart session on MSN!



A. The obvious answer is flunking out of college. I really wanted to be a proper scientist, and I had a great opportunity. Although I was unlikely to be the next Hawkins, I've always felt that I could have made a significant contribution in some way. Perhaps I'll return to my studies if I live to retirement, but to be honest my mind just isn't what it used to be.



The more genuine answer, is that I regret my complete ineptitude when it comes to relationships. No one relationship in particular, just all of them!





Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I have no intention of ever 'growing up' I will simply get older, which is inevitable



Q: What was that moment when inside you went like this:



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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:26 pm

jonlumb wrote:
Q: What was that moment when inside you went like this:



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I'm assuming that's happiness although by the look on his face it could go either way...



A. Mr Red and I were sitting on the bed chatting at the end of last week, he gave me a lovely cuddle and said completely spontaneously, that I'm very lovely and he thinks he's going to keep me....



Q. If you could have one night of mind-blowing passion with the person of your dreams and there was absolutely no chance of your (perhaps hypothetical) partner finding out about it...would you?




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Post by jonlumb » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:46 pm

Mrs Redeyes wrote:Q. If you could have one night of mind-blowing passion with the person of your dreams and there was absolutely no chance of your (perhaps hypothetical) partner finding out about it...would you?
A: Nope, not a chance.



Q: Who is your favourite drummer?




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Post by paulpowers » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:57 pm

a. Bernard Mathews

q. why did I get a pack of viagra out of the machine at the services when I pressed for something else (not complaining just wondering)




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:16 am

A. According to my spam file this morning, it's because you want to "change her life with the longest, hardest you've ever been"



Q. Why did the Chicken?




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:44 am

Apparently nobody can come up with anything for this, so:



A. Because he's secure in his sexuality and doesn't care what people think.



Q. Why is no amount of sleep ever enough?




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Post by belchingmatt » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:32 pm

A. Rupert Murdoch.



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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:12 pm

A. Because else she'll poke herself in the eye with the wand



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Post by belchingmatt » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:41 pm

A. Buttsecks



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Post by JJW009 » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:48 pm

A. Because the cat ate them already.



Q. If the universe was infinite, would there necessarily be a world made of pink blancmange ruled by purple people eaters with cute cat-eared maids and spotty flying jellyfish?




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Post by RedeyesUK » Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:35 am

A: The world you describe, while massively improbable, is technically possible. In an infinite universe, where all possibilities exist, yes there would be a world like that.



Q: If we ever discovered that planet, how long would it take before the planet collapsed because we'd strip-mined the entire blancmange supply? <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Bonus Q: Would 'natural' blancmange taste better or worse than the normal stuff?
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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:31 am

A. About 34.5 years...the length of time it would take me to die from blancmange-icide.



For the Bonus: Natural Blancmange would taste exactly the same as the normal stuff, but cost twice as much and have some farking annoying Laandaan chef doing endorsements on tele all the time!! <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Q. When will it arrive?




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