The silliest thing you saw today?

Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:46 pm

I bought home a little packet of "Love Hearts" for Mr Red today. We were going through them and there were the usual "You're Mine" and "Lush Lips" etc. It started getting a bit odd when we found "Grow Up" but we were both completely blown away by....

"Ask Mama"

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:26 pm

"In summary, Christianity can be defined as the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."

I don't know who originally wrote that, but I found it on a motviational poster.... <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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Post by **JJW009** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:44 pm

The Rimbutt 2000:

http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/sex/broomstick.html

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Post by **JJW009** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:50 pm

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From here:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

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Post by **JJW009** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:55 pm

Bali pro-porn protest:

http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/536641/2100303

About 1,000 people protested against Indonesia's anti-pornography bill on the resort island of Bali, prompting the local governor to vow he would ask the president to drop the controversial legislation.....

...The anti-porn bill is being pushed by a small group of Islamist parties in predominantly Muslim, but officially secular, Indonesia.

 

But it has been condemned by some of the country's minorities including the Balinese, who are Hindu, as well as Christians, and some tribal groups who favour near nudity as traditional attire.

Read that again - The Hindus and Christians protested to Keep Porn Legal <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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Post by **JJW009** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:14 pm

paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:47 pm

she doesnt look legal

thats who she is

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:01 am

You just can't fix 'Stupid'

ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

TWO

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. ' Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'

'Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.'

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper.

What do I do?' 'Just use copier machine paper,' the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

SIX

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in 'Twister.' I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the 'cruise control' and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

SEVEN

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: 'I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?'

EIGHT

Police in Radnor, Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message 'He's lying' was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the 'lie detector' was working, the suspect confessed.

NINE

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine. The mother says, I just gave him some ant killer.....

Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room!

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:05 pm

Todays Epic Fail Collage

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:19 pm

And a T-Shirt Collage

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brataccas · Post by **brataccas** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:15 pm

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Q:Why do Saxons people call themselves British? A: because they are ashamed of being English??

Q: What does the GB sticker mean on the back of English cars? A: Germaniac Barbarian.

jonlumb · Post by **jonlumb** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:56 pm

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:03 am

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:51 am

Swimming Pool Anyone?

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paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:26 pm

Clicky

this just describes this forum

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