The silliest thing you saw today?
The silliest thing you saw today?
[quote=""Big_Adam""]can't cook.
thats why god invented pop tarts. the heathly end to any day.[/quote]
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thats why god invented pop tarts. the heathly end to any day.[/quote]
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The silliest thing you saw today?
i know.
i'm a horrorable lazy person.
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i'm a horrorable lazy person.
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The silliest thing you saw today?
Lazyness is the way forward, dude! <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->Big_Adam wrote:i'm a horrorable lazy person.
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The silliest thing you saw today?
Me...
trying to iron a shirt for a job interview.
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Wish me luck.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
trying to iron a shirt for a job interview.
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Wish me luck.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
The silliest thing you saw today?
dude.
ironing.
your hard core man!
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ironing.
your hard core man!
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The silliest thing you saw today?
in the other place wrote:<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/PCpro/brat-timetravel.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Spot the oddness...
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The silliest thing you saw today?
http://www.cavincooperprod.com/jp/index.htm
What an idea for a cartoon! I can't wait to see the rest of it...
I wonder if I should get some bosom pigeons? <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
What an idea for a cartoon! I can't wait to see the rest of it...
Yes, and in Australia the date coincides with the Sunday of the Divine Mercy, a devotion the Holy Father promoted in a very special way
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The silliest thing you saw today?
lol <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--> that was weird <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->JJW009 wrote:in the other place wrote:<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/PCpro/brat-timetravel.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Spot the oddness...
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Q:Why do Saxons people call themselves British? A: because they are ashamed of being English??
Q: What does the GB sticker mean on the back of English cars? A: Germaniac Barbarian.
The silliest thing you saw today?
posted by James_g1 on the other place... I may be the only one who hasn't read it before?
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me"
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm
smarter than her.
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The silliest thing you saw today?
I haven't read before either. Quite amusing though, I'll forward it on to my wife's boss in the morning. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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The silliest thing you saw today?
belchingmatt wrote:Me...
trying to iron a shirt for a job interview.
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Wish me luck.
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They offered me the job within 5 mins of being at the interview.belchingmatt wrote:Me...
trying to iron a shirt for a job interview.
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Wish me luck.
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I'm just waiting for the security clearance. At this point I will buy a car and start my new shiny job.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
The silliest thing you saw today?
Congratulations!
yep... "time traveller" ...
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a carpark booking website wrote:Departing on flight 2533 The requested time traveller will arrive at our car park is 12:30
yep... "time traveller" ...
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