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Auditors
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:53 am
by belchingmatt
We've got some auditors in today. They are both quite young but one of them is female and exceptionally good looking.
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Auditors
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:43 pm
by JJW009
Auditors
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:57 pm
by belchingmatt
She's going to be looking at the finances and not the hardware. Although if her calculator breaks I can lend her my slide rule. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='
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Actually the real bonus will be having them sat in front ans away from me tomorrow. <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='
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We've also got a guy in setting up new phones for the new bodies. I'm having fun with a 12.1" latitude 430.
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Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Auditors
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:42 am
by belchingmatt
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This auditor really is pleasing on the eyes. She's had her hair styled a different way every day so far and she carries herself pretty well in business wear. The only thing I'm not to sure of are the 4" heels.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Auditors
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:02 am
by belchingmatt
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She has straight hair today. I'm almost tempted to ask her how many styles she uses on a regular basis.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Auditors
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:22 pm
by belchingmatt
I've been staring at someone's behind all day. <!--emo&:$--><img src='
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Auditors
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:07 pm
by RedeyesUK
I've got an auditor coming in all next week. <!--emo&:(--><img src='
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I get the feeling he won't be quite as pleasant to look at as yours though! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='
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Auditors
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:42 pm
by belchingmatt
This is getting to much (well almost) I am so distracted that I've hardly done any work today. As well as the 5'6" size 8 frame with shoulder length brunette hair I am now being tantalised by a bare midriff. Now with all of this on heels involved in lots of bending you can see why I'm not getting anything done.
Would it be bad to take a candid picture? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='
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I'm not sure if I'll get a chance to actually as this may be their last day on site. There could be a chance of some of them being in on Friday though so may have to make sure I have a cam handy. The one I used to film the rabbit scenario would be best and I could make up a little housing for it tomorrow.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Auditors
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:44 pm
by RedeyesUK
Pics or it didn't happen. <!--emo&;)--><img src='
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Auditors
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:51 pm
by JJW009
belchingmatt wrote:Would it be bad to take a candid picture? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='
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I'm not sure if I'll get a chance to actually as this may be their last day on site. There could be a chance of some of them being in on Friday though so may have to make sure I have a cam handy. The one I used to film the rabbit scenario would be best and I could make up a little housing for it tomorrow.
I think technically;
That's stalking <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='
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Auditors
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:12 pm
by belchingmatt
A challenger appears. <!--emo&
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Apparently they may be here on Friday and even next week. How long does it take to do an audit ffs? Not that I'm complaining.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Auditors
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:44 pm
by 0_Koneko_0
Don't just sit there drooling! Ask her out for coffee or something!!
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Auditors
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:52 pm
by belchingmatt
0_Koneko_0 wrote:Don't just sit there drooling! Ask her out for coffee or something!!
Sage
Great advice, and I know I should do, but when the time comes.....
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Auditors
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:14 pm
by JJW009
Auditors
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:24 pm
by belchingmatt
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