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- RedeyesUK
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As an analytical chemist in a previous life I appreciate that. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->RedeyesUK wrote:<a href='http://www.webelements.com/_media/eleme ... ons/Ag.jpg' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.webelements.com/_media/eleme ... /Ag.jpg</a>
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
- Mrs Redeyes
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Hey! That was pretty funny <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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The British couple held to ransom after their yacht was hijacked off Somalia are to release a ?19.99 DVD next week detailing their horrific ordeal. Personally I'm going to wait for the pirate copy.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
<!--emo&:Aaarghh:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/pirate.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pirate.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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A kid goes up to his dad and says, "what does a vagina look like?"His father says, "Son, before sex a vagina looks like a rose, with pink velvety petals, and the aroma of perfume."The kid says, "what about after sex?"His father says, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills you"d think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills you"d think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->belchingmatt wrote:With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills you"d think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead.
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