The Wired

All,



A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco.



Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!



Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket.



You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.



I had my wallet stolen on December 14th, 19th, 20th, twice on the 27th, January 3rd, 16th, three more times just yesterday, and very likely again next weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.



Let's be careful out there! <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

so wheres your local tesco then ... just so I can "avoid" this




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<div class='signature'> Dreams come at the cost of reality

I wish I could drive <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->



(Not that I can't, Ireland has some lovely empty beaches <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> )

Didn't you post this on Dennis about 4 days ago?




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

Stop bringing up old posts..




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paulpowers wrote:we are a right bunch of f*ck ups arnt we

Sorry.. I meant to ask if this has stopped yet? I should imagine so.

Not too sure - I'll go up to tescos tomorrow and check. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->