The silliest thing you saw today?

Post by **JJW009** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:18 am

?ƃuıʎouuɐ ƃuıddılɟ sı ʇı ˙pǝǝpuı sǝʎ

???pǝsnɟuoɔ  ʎllɐǝɹ  ǝɯ ƃuıʞɐɯ  s,ʇı ????lɐpuɐɔs ƃuıʞlɐʇ uʍop ǝpısdn uɯɐp sıɥʇ

ɯɐ 00:21 '7002 42 lnɾ'ʞn666ʎɐluıɟ

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:29 pm

I've just seen the clock. 20:30 and I'm still at work.

Right I'm off home forthwith.

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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.

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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Post by **JJW009** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:07 am

LJ 10:48 pm GMT (Tuesday wrote:LiveJournal is down. There has been a power outage at our data center. We are working as quickly as possible to restore service.

OMGZ! What am I going to do!!!!!

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:00 am

<img src='http://www.beersex.net/public/images/beersex.logo.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

It Clicks

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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:34 pm

Rule 34

<img src='http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/im ... rule34.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

<img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

So quick as well.

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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.

<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:15 am

LMFAO you just can't do that LMFAO <!--emo&

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Post by **JJW009** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:00 pm

That bridge is f*cked <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' />

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paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:38 pm

Goatse joke

While he was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), Goatse passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other

side lying in wait.

The cop pulled him over, walked up to the car, and with that classic

patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which he replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," he responded.

The cop stammered, "A what?

"A rectum stretcher" he responded again.

What does a rectum stretcher do?

he said "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two

fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from

side to side until I can get both hands in, and then slowly but surely

stretch until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot assh@le?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

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paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:56 pm

Eliva mistress of the dark - Haunted Hills

Eliva makes me LOL and Richard O'Brien's in it <!--emo&

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:16 pm

<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... /Wheel.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

<img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.

<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:50 am

I've just opened up a well log file.

4905 * 95780 pixels

I wonder if I can upload it to imageshack. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.

<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Post by **JJW009** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:32 am

I stayed up so late that countdown came on...

Des said:

"It's not a Porch; it's a Lexus"

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You had to be there <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' />

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:47 pm

Do you think this guy was a bit upset about something? <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

http://uk.geocities.com/bikenut_uk/btcustomercomplaint.wav

Very sweary and definately NSFW.... <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' />

paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:31 pm

LMFAO <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /> <!--emo&

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Dianne could you do me a favor and listen to that last call for me please

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Post by **JJW009** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:43 pm

LOL I think that was me <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

"And thank you for using BT" <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

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