The silliest thing you saw today?
The silliest thing you saw today?
?ƃuıʎouuɐ ƃuıddılɟ sı ʇı ˙pǝǝpuı sǝʎ
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???pǝsnɟuoɔ ʎllɐǝɹ ǝɯ ƃuıʞɐɯ s,ʇı ????lɐpuɐɔs ƃuıʞlɐʇ uʍop ǝpısdn uɯɐp sıɥʇ
ɯɐ 00:21 '7002 42 lnɾ'ʞn666ʎɐluıɟ
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The silliest thing you saw today?
I've just seen the clock. 20:30 and I'm still at work.
Right I'm off home forthwith.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Right I'm off home forthwith.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
The silliest thing you saw today?
LJ 10:48 pm GMT (Tuesday wrote:LiveJournal is down. There has been a power outage at our data center. We are working as quickly as possible to restore service.
OMGZ! What am I going to do!!!!!
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The silliest thing you saw today?
<img src='http://www.beersex.net/public/images/beersex.logo.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
It Clicks
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
It Clicks
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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Rule 34
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So quick as well.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
<img src='http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/im ... rule34.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
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So quick as well.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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LMFAO you just can't do that LMFAO <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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The silliest thing you saw today?
That bridge is f*cked <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Goatse joke
While he was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), Goatse passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait.
The cop pulled him over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which he replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," he responded.
The cop stammered, "A what?
"A rectum stretcher" he responded again.
What does a rectum stretcher do?
he said "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then slowly but surely
stretch until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot assh@le?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
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<div class='signature'> Dreams come at the cost of reality
While he was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), Goatse passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait.
The cop pulled him over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which he replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," he responded.
The cop stammered, "A what?
"A rectum stretcher" he responded again.
What does a rectum stretcher do?
he said "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then slowly but surely
stretch until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot assh@le?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
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Eliva mistress of the dark - Haunted Hills
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Eliva makes me LOL and Richard O'Brien's in it <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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I've just opened up a well log file.
4905 * 95780 pixels
I wonder if I can upload it to imageshack. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
4905 * 95780 pixels
I wonder if I can upload it to imageshack. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
The silliest thing you saw today?
I stayed up so late that countdown came on...
Des said:
"It's not a Porch; it's a Lexus"
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You had to be there <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Des said:
"It's not a Porch; it's a Lexus"
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You had to be there <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Do you think this guy was a bit upset about something? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
http://uk.geocities.com/bikenut_uk/btcustomercomplaint.wav
Very sweary and definately NSFW.... <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
http://uk.geocities.com/bikenut_uk/btcustomercomplaint.wav
Very sweary and definately NSFW.... <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Dianne could you do me a favor and listen to that last call for me please
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Dianne could you do me a favor and listen to that last call for me please
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The silliest thing you saw today?
LOL I think that was me <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
"And thank you for using BT" <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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"And thank you for using BT" <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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