The Wired

Answer coming after a few replies.




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

I'd rather be chased by a shark.



Basically, I never go in the sea so it's unlikely to catch me!




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Bear. As long as you can find some asphalt you are sorted, because they won't follow you down it.*



*This could be an old wives' tale




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

depends where it is.



If I was on dry land, then I'd probably prefer the shark.



In water, I'd probably go for the bear. (Yes, I'm aware that bears can swim, but I think sharks are the better swimmers <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--> )



Does that answer the question? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Croc, can be overcome by a rubberband.



The opening mouth muscle SUCK!




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Im gunna say bear, cus aslong as you are big overpowering and mean to it - dont show weakness - you should be fine and scare it off.




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paulpowers wrote:we are a right bunch of f*ck ups arnt we

I should have thought a little more about how the question was asked. <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Anyway if a shark chases you, you get out of the water.

If a croc chases you, you get out of the water and climb a tree.

If a bear chases you, you're fucked.




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Id say a bear because once he relised how old I am he would leave me alone <!--emo&:oz:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/oz.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='oz.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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belchingmatt wrote:If a bear chases you, you're fucked.

No, just outrun you'er mate.




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Fucked if your young and tender like a lamb chop or a loli




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paulpowers wrote:Fucked if your young and tender like a lamb chop or a loli

Depends on the bear. There's only one kind of bear that chases young tender loli in order to f*ck it <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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yop the lesser spotted pedo-bear famed for hunting young loli




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