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Post by brataccas » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:45 pm

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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Tue May 05, 2009 12:09 pm

brataccas wrote:sex is from what ive heard overhyped, overrated, a waste of time (unless u want to create humans) and portrayed far too much on TV as tho its the best thing in the world, sad <!--emo&:whistle:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/eusa_whistle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='eusa_whistle.gif' /><!--endemo--> it corrupts the youth and minds of most humans who are obsessed, then they end up addicted to the stuff (porn etc) <!--emo&:whistle:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/eusa_whistle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='eusa_whistle.gif' /><!--endemo--> people who like sex are crazy IMO <!--emo&:whistle:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/eusa_whistle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='eusa_whistle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> Some of us can enjoy things immensely without being addicted, and whether it's over-rated or not depends entirely on your choice of partner.



You must know ALOT of crazy people, but people who live in glasshouses......




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Post by paulpowers » Tue May 05, 2009 2:52 pm

it corrupts the youth and minds of most humans


lets not forget that without sex we would all never have existed

but don't let century's of evolution and SEX get in the way of your asexuality




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Post by cloaked_wolf » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:11 am

Nothing goes in my butt. No wee-wees, no fake wee-wees and no little fingers! I've been put off the idea of doing it with a girl by my mate.



He was having sex with his bird and she was always up for randy stuff. He suggested anal sex and she jumped at the idea. Whilst he was in there, he asked her to squeeze her pelvic muscles to make it even tighter. He felt a warm goo over his (unwrapped) wee-wee, took it out to find it covered in poo and ran off to the bathroom nekkid to wash it off. He was in there for an hour just tryig to make sure every inch of it was clean. Think he put himself off too.
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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:21 pm

Aww, you can't knock it 'til you try it. Your mate had a bad experience but it can't be that way for everyone (or perhaps most other people are more grown-up about it) otherwise it wouldn't be as popular as it is!




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Post by belchingmatt » Sat Sep 22, 2012 4:54 am

JJW009 wrote:
brataccas wrote:people who like sex are crazy IMO&nbsp; <!--emo&:whistle:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/eusa_whistle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='eusa_whistle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Do you have brothers or sisters? If you do, then your mum must have liked it enough to do it at least twice <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I think they must have broken the mould with bratty.




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:04 am

Bloody Hope So!



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Post by belchingmatt » Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:12 am

I've not tried, especially since I'm a mod, but I've heard that Add Foe works a treat. Who or what is the trouble?




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:17 am

Ooh, I'll have a go at that. Bratty is the problem, his inane and idiotic contributions to threads used to wind me up terribly. I know he's all full of aspergers but c'mon, there's some pretty f*cking serious disorder going on in that brain and the record just never changes. I don't think it's funny, it's certainly not clever and I hadn't realised how much it got to me until I made a conscious decision to stop reading his posts.



I just need a way to make it permanent.




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Post by belchingmatt » Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:30 am

I thought add foe worked to block posts, at least that's the impression I get from leedsmanc vs cockwaffle.



Anyhoo as much as I would like to block some people, they do sometimes have posts that are worth reading and/or entertaining.



Have a nice cup of tea, breathe deeply, count to ten, learn to skim read, and if that doesn't work use the scroll wheel.




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Post by JJW009 » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:18 am

belchingmatt wrote:Anyhoo as much as I would like to block some people, they do sometimes have posts that are worth reading and/or entertaining.



Have a nice cup of tea, breathe deeply, count to ten, learn to skim read, and if that doesn't work use the scroll wheel.
What he said!



Brat makes me laugh sometimes, and I can ignore him when he's just being repetitive and too daft.




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:48 pm

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