The Great Friday Night Social Experiment!
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RedeyesUK
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The Great Friday Night Social Experiment!
OK, having been out conducting long, painstaking research* into Friday nights, I can now present the following conclusions:
1. I am now immune to the effects of pub alcohol (Possibly something to do with the rather weak mixture strength - I intend to cary out further research into this phenomenon <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
2. There are many good looking women in Stratford <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->
3. The guy on the table next to mine that got off with two nice-looking Chinese girls is a jammy sod
4. Everyone in the pubs these days looks about 12 years old <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
5. The petrol station attendant that refused to sell me a bottle of coke at 1:15AM clearly has a sexual preference for other men (This conclusion based purely on his refusal to sell me the aforementioned fizzy beverage, despite the fact that he was clearly open)
6. The taxi home (after midnight, at double rate) cost me less than the taxi in to town (at 7PM, normal rate). Go figure!
7. It's flippin' cold out there!
* - OK, so it didn't take long, and it didn't hurt (much). But hey, it sounds good!
1. I am now immune to the effects of pub alcohol (Possibly something to do with the rather weak mixture strength - I intend to cary out further research into this phenomenon <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
2. There are many good looking women in Stratford <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->
3. The guy on the table next to mine that got off with two nice-looking Chinese girls is a jammy sod
4. Everyone in the pubs these days looks about 12 years old <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
5. The petrol station attendant that refused to sell me a bottle of coke at 1:15AM clearly has a sexual preference for other men (This conclusion based purely on his refusal to sell me the aforementioned fizzy beverage, despite the fact that he was clearly open)
6. The taxi home (after midnight, at double rate) cost me less than the taxi in to town (at 7PM, normal rate). Go figure!
7. It's flippin' cold out there!
* - OK, so it didn't take long, and it didn't hurt (much). But hey, it sounds good!
The Great Friday Night Social Experiment!
lol - the Taxi thing is true! My cab home on a tuesday afternoon from the train-station cost a lot more than the Saturday-night 2am post-clubing ones!
2 chinese girls... 2? 2?! Yes... kinda... except the kinda chinese girl you tend to find in clubs in Stratford have crabs - so he may be itching a while <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Seriously... in my highly limited experience - nice Chinese girls who don't sleep around just don't travel half way around the world - or if they do travel, they stay in their college campus or with their husbands!
Actually that's true of most people... ever meet a virginal English "lady" in eyebeefa?!
Next point... Good looking women in Stratford - WHICH stratford? there's bloody loads of them!!! If you meen -upon-avon which is the 1st one I thought of, then - seriously?!
Ahhh... but they all look about 12!? Thats not that they're good-lookin really then - they're just all 15-22 and look like cute little silly girls - which probably they are!
Oh - and you're feeling your age, like me... I feel the same way in my local - on the rare times I go into the bar (usually to pee - no bog in the lounge!) any cute girl I bump into looks about 12 but is probably atleast 15!
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2 chinese girls... 2? 2?! Yes... kinda... except the kinda chinese girl you tend to find in clubs in Stratford have crabs - so he may be itching a while <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Seriously... in my highly limited experience - nice Chinese girls who don't sleep around just don't travel half way around the world - or if they do travel, they stay in their college campus or with their husbands!
Actually that's true of most people... ever meet a virginal English "lady" in eyebeefa?!
Next point... Good looking women in Stratford - WHICH stratford? there's bloody loads of them!!! If you meen -upon-avon which is the 1st one I thought of, then - seriously?!
Ahhh... but they all look about 12!? Thats not that they're good-lookin really then - they're just all 15-22 and look like cute little silly girls - which probably they are!
Oh - and you're feeling your age, like me... I feel the same way in my local - on the rare times I go into the bar (usually to pee - no bog in the lounge!) any cute girl I bump into looks about 12 but is probably atleast 15!
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RedeyesUK
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The Great Friday Night Social Experiment!
Chinese girls: yeah, you're probably right. Nice eye candy though, and I still reserve the right to be jealous.
The Great Friday Night Social Experiment!
lol... last time I got pissed up on the town I ended up outside not able to stand up; this was with the guys from work - and one of my bosses who I really didn't like was propping me up! I got a lot more respect for him now!RedeyesUK wrote:I saw a Policeman in town as well, he looked quite young!
Anyway... I don't know why, but in Birmingham at 2am there are like a hundred cops on the street - and I was seriously thinking it would be cool to start a fight with them! I think it was - hate the government, hate their servants... or something... anyway - I didn't go to gaol but it was a close thing!
What was I saying? oh - yeah... everyone looks young these days; the MD of Misco (the computer place - used to be my client) is a called Julie... she looks about 12 years old too, but I think she's really old - like 25 or something!!!
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RedeyesUK
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25? Wow, that is ancient. I'm surprised she's not dead already......
I have now followed on from my earlier conclusion...it's definately the mixture strength that causes my non-drunkenness - I've just put 1 1/2 rum/cokes down the hatch, and am definately starting to feel the buzz.... <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->
It's the way I mix 'em.......
I have now followed on from my earlier conclusion...it's definately the mixture strength that causes my non-drunkenness - I've just put 1 1/2 rum/cokes down the hatch, and am definately starting to feel the buzz.... <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->
It's the way I mix 'em.......