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Simpson Quotes

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:10 pm
by JJW009
Editor wrote:we need a food critic who doesn't immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats!

Homer wrote:No problem, that usually takes 3 or 4 hours.




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Simpson Quotes

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:23 pm
by KindaWobbly
Homer wrote:Doh!

Simpson Quotes

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:45 pm
by RedeyesUK
Homer again wrote:Mmmm.....Something.....

Simpson Quotes

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:09 pm
by KindaWobbly
Nelson wrote:Ha ha!

Simpson Quotes

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:19 pm
by JJW009
Lisa: Wait a minute, Xena can't fly!?



Xena: I told you! I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless!!




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Simpson Quotes

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:45 pm
by KindaWobbly
Mr Burns wrote:Excellent...

Simpson Quotes

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:14 pm
by Cut-Me-Own-Throat_Weasel
KindaWobbly wrote:
Mr Burns wrote:Excellent...
Damn!! My quote!! Beat me to it... Problem is I cant remember any of my own <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->


Homer wrote:Perrrfect




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Simpson Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:20 am
by belchingmatt
Homer wrote:And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?

Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Homer wrote:Must kill Moe! Weeeee.




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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.