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A while ago on the "What do you look like" thread on the "other" forum, someone said I looked like that bloke off Little Britain...



Now, I'd posted a really crappy web-cam shot and chopped off the top of my head, and I had a stupid expression on my face... so yeah, I looked a bit daft.



I just came back from the hairdressers... and a teenage girl dissingaged herself from the lad she was snogging to shout at me:



"Are you that bloke off Little Britain?"



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Do I really look that bad!?



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Maybe I should go to spec-savers..?




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long hair and a wheel chair, possable a fat suit then yeah. you could make some money on the side as him.



i've had wose. i've been said to look like a hobo by my old mate ross kid. that sucked. sort of.




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I think it's the face shape, very similar...



But like Adam said, there's worse things to be called!



I've never really been compared to anyone (at least, not to my face... ), but I did have this once a couple of years back:



I returned to work after being away on a training course for two days, and the first thing the receptionist (who obviously wasn't aware I'd been on a course, but had noticed my absence) said was 'Jesus Garry, you really should go back home! You still don't look well'



I felt fine!



Cue a long session looking in the mirror to try and work out how I looked ill.... <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

so it's true then <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Maybe I should get an Afro-Wig




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JJW009 wrote:so it's true then <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Maybe I should get an Afro-Wig

Get contacts. It's the glasses.



Anyway the worst...Fox Mulder. And not just by one or two people either.

Hey! Fox was Kool!!!



You really think it's the glasses..? Darn... I can't stand contacts, my ex hated my specs too though...



Me with no specs... or sunlight, so its a weird colour...



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Better..?




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rabbit in the headlights,



then again i hate having my picture taken.




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lol... me too, which is why I only have about 3 pictures taken by anyone else!



Anyway... Hobo isn't bad !!!




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i can still mess people up tho,



ripped trouser,

ripped t-shirt

ripped trainers

ripped jacket

solid gold rolex

24 c ring. that i don't wear.



so if i want i can try to look presentable.




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Big_Adam wrote:solid gold rolex

Serious



Wow... I don't own anything gold, not even plated!!



I don't even have a watch, not one I wear anyway!!



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But they was Stainless Steel Accurist!!



Her wrist was so thin she had to take it to a jewelers to get some links removed, there's only about 4 links left!



Awww... she was so Kawaii <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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bugger. not all gold. i thought it was. i haven't had it out in so long i thought it was. anyway a pic for you.



it's my regualr ?30 watch, Rolex ?????, and my Ala ring.

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lol... a few points.



1. Why is everyone elses webcam better than mine?! I just posted Paul my old one which was even worse than the one I use now, so I guess his will be quite crap - but then he got it for nothing so <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->



2. Every picture you post, you manage to cover your face. You are the man with no face! Actually that's kinda cool <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->





3. I never heard of Ala - does the logo mean something? Or did you mean Allah as in the Muslim God?! It does kinda look like Islamic writing...



Allah:



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JJW009 wrote:lol... a few points.



1. Why is everyone elses webcam better than mine?! I just posted Paul my old one which was even worse than the one I use now, so I guess his will be quite crap - but then he got it for nothing so <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->



2. Every picture you post, you manage to cover your face. You are the man with no face! Actually that's kinda cool <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->





3. I never heard of Ala - does the logo mean something? Or did you mean Allah as in the Muslim God?! It does kinda look like Islamic writing...



Allah:



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1, i use a ps2 eye toy cam and i tweeked a few settings.



2, go to www.cpcff.co.uk go into the forums and look at the mod logs. then go to bihazrd the second.



3, Allah thats the one. yeah my dad works in libia and he gave me the ring for no real reasion that i can rember. still nice tho.




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Big_Adam wrote:3, Allah thats the one. yeah my dad works in libia and he gave me the ring for no real reasion that i can rember. still nice tho.



What's your old man do over there... or can't you say?

Lol - you really wanna try and get that one right, they may talk about the thousand names of God but they probably get a bit pissed if you spell that one wrong <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Whats your old man do over there... or can't you say?




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drill on the rig, oil water whatever he contacted to do.



he the resion i needed to er.....back up dvd's.



and sod the spelling. i'm special.




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